I've read a lot of puns that work based on reading them, but what's your favorite spoken pun?
Only a low ha.
"Who was that?" asked my wife.
"Just some drunk asking for a push." I grumbled.
"Did you help him?" she asked.
"No, I did NOT! It's 3am and it's pouring rain!"
"Well, you've a short memory." she said. "Don't you remember three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself! Now get out there and help him!"
She had a point, and angrily, I got dressed and went out into the darkness, calling out, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes."
"Do you still need a push?"
"Yes please."
"Where are you?"
"Over here...on the swing."
Or just a low ha
Me: Then be as loud as them, it will cancel each other out
Gf: what kind of logic is that?
Me: Sound logic
Yeah, especially when using the same recycled joke 50 million times.
Trust me, it Hz.
It a noise me!
He says, "Printed in China."
This is a true story lol.
I didn't want to hear another Peep out of him.
Must be in my hair band
In fact they cannot stand at all.
Going to call him Sub-woofer.
The death was listed as “organ failure”
A caw-CAW-phony.
Because he has a lot of bark!
I said “Yeah, I have my volume up high because I’m deaf.” She replied “hi deaf.” ....I’m so proud
And I think I strained my voice.
Then he mutters under his breath "I'd rather use my fingers"
Why can’t you give alcohol to people who work for mining companies?
They’re miners!
It hertz your eardrums
Otherwise you might catch hearing aids.
Because each player raises a racket
Congratulations, you can now say razor blades in Australian.
A low "ha" is required.
CUD THAT OUT!!
I wanted to install some soundproofing, but the choices were just baffling
That it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.
All they accept is a low ha
Or is it just a low ha?
They are only allowed a low ha.
or is it just.... A Low Ha?
Or is it just a low ha?
Or just a low ha?
Or is it just a low ha
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's three in the morning and it's pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory." says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes." comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here, on the swing."
