Blaring Puns

I said to my wife:

"Can't see them selling much ice cream at this speed."

Dad: He's not gonna sell much ice cream going at that speed

You just ask for the bass-line model.

"He's not gonna sell much ice cream going at that speed"

People kept running in and yelling at me that they would need a venti later, then running right back out to their large flashy vans blaring obnoxious music.

I kept having to call after them, saying that “this is a hospital, not a Starbucks!”

It came with the siren blaring “mee maw..mee maw..mee maw.”

And a Fire Engine went speeding past the house, Sirens blaring.

My Dad turned to me

"He wont sell much ice-cream going that speed."

My dad and I were sitting at the table just now when a bunch of emergency vehicles raced past my backyard with their sirens blaring. There were at least a dozen fire engines and ambulances. A few minutes later, they all drove back the other way with their sirens turned off.

While we were trying to figure out what was going on, my dad said, "Must have been a false alarm."

I responded, " Maybe it was some kind of drill."

My dad got that look on his face, and he said, "Fire fighters don't use drills, they use axes."

I know this guy right? He went and filled up his tank with fuel at the servo. He didn't put the hose in properly so it click and the 91 fuel splashed back onto him. He didn't think anything of it and just let it dry and went and paid for it. He's a smoker and on the way home from the servo he lights one up and his arm catches on fire. Fuck man, he was freaking out! So he puts his arm out the window to put the fire out. Next thing you know, the po po pull out behind this bloke, lights and sirens blaring! He got pull over and was arrested for an unregistered fire arm

So I'm driving home after picking my son up from school when a firetruck passed us lights flashing, sirens blaring.

Me: Oh no, your Mom's cooking again..

(Pun in title. Did ya get it?)

"They won’t sell much ice cream driving that fast.”