A list of puns related to "Toot"
But sometimes I have trouble getting into the driverβs seat.
But that's why I'm a terrible trumpet player.
Traffic is horrible!!!
An amusingly-named road in Oxfordshire, England.
A private tooter.
I walk kinda funny now but my farts smell great!
Toot Suite
Ankh, ankh!
So weβve got this FisherPrice Projector Mobile thing that projects a rotating imaging onto the ceiling. (Very nice little thing, highly suggest for babies)
Anyways... Weβve got it set up in the living room and Wife, Son, and I are laying on the ground in the dark watching it go round and round. Itβs Jungle Themed, so a lion, elephant giraffe, tiger, a few monkeys, and so on...
Weβre pointing out the different animals to Son and heβs repeating a few words here and there... When he starts waving and saying βHiβ as a new animal rotates in.
So Wife goes, βHere comes the Lion. Can you say Hi to the Lion?β
And Son waves and says βHi!β and giggles.
Wife: βAnd thereβs an Elephant! Can you Hi to the Elephant?β
Son: βHi... tootsβ
Wife: βYes! Toots! And hereβs the next animal. Can you wave to the tiger?β
Son: βHi!β
Wife: βThatβs the βHi of the Tigerββ
Me: β... π π πβ
Wife: βYou love me... Look Son! A Zebra!β
Toot-in-common!
A private tutor
The term for farting often is to "toot", and his profession is a tutor.
So, if this man from Tooting is farting at work... you can say that a Tooter is tooting in Tooting whilst tutoring.
Toot in common
They had a little toot-in-common.
It turns out they all have a toot in common
Me - "Maybe you'll be a teacher one day!"
Wife - "A teacher???"
Me - "Well he's already a tutor!"
Operation Toot And Calm βEm will last a week.
We went from Barking to Tooting in 20 minutes!
Because they had a toot-in-common
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
It was a toot and car moon.
Toot-uncommon.
Tootingβkhamun
We have the toot in common.
Cause I canβt hold a note, canβt carry a tune.
I didnβt want to toot my own horn.
I'd hate to toot my own horn.
A rooting tooting shooting cowboy.
Because they knew theyβd have a toot-in-common!
They have toots'in'common
they let out little prosti-toots.
I'm not one to toot my own horn.
Itβs been toot toot tootin all day long!
A toot in common!
He refuses to stop Putin
Player.
A substi-toot
A prosti-toot
Honk!
A private-tutor
Toot-in-common.
They let out little prosti-toots
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