But sometimes I have trouble getting into the driver’s seat.
But that's why I'm a terrible trumpet player.
Traffic is horrible!!!
A private tooter.
An amusingly-named road in Oxfordshire, England.
The term for farting often is to "toot", and his profession is a tutor.
So, if this man from Tooting is farting at work... you can say that a Tooter is tooting in Tooting whilst tutoring.
Because you have a Tutankhamun.
Note:I thought of this today I really hope the joke lands.
Jack the ripper
I was exploring the pyramids and suddenly came across a beautiful golden sarcophagus. The guide and I both gasped and farted at the same time, identical farts. It was the first time I ever experienced a toot in common.
A Mass Tooting
Instead they had a horn and a sign saying “Toot and come in”
King Toot-Uncommon
But they have their toots in common.
I walk kinda funny now but my farts smell great!
A substi-toot teacher.
Told by my son and his friend (1st grade) who worked on this joke for about 30 minutes.
They let out little prosti-toots!
Toot Suite
A private tutor
So we’ve got this FisherPrice Projector Mobile thing that projects a rotating imaging onto the ceiling. (Very nice little thing, highly suggest for babies)
Anyways... We’ve got it set up in the living room and Wife, Son, and I are laying on the ground in the dark watching it go round and round. It’s Jungle Themed, so a lion, elephant giraffe, tiger, a few monkeys, and so on...
We’re pointing out the different animals to Son and he’s repeating a few words here and there... When he starts waving and saying “Hi” as a new animal rotates in.
So Wife goes, “Here comes the Lion. Can you say Hi to the Lion?”
And Son waves and says “Hi!” and giggles.
Wife: “And there’s an Elephant! Can you Hi to the Elephant?”
Son: “Hi... toots”
Wife: “Yes! Toots! And here’s the next animal. Can you wave to the tiger?”
Son: “Hi!”
Wife: “That’s the ‘Hi of the Tiger’”
Me: “... 💀 💀 💀”
Wife: “You love me... Look Son! A Zebra!”
I want to know if I'm living next to a registered sax offender.
Toot-in-common.
Toot in common
It turns out they all have a toot in common
Because they had a toot-in-common
Operation Toot And Calm ‘Em will last a week.
I'd hate to toot my own horn.
We went from Barking to Tooting in 20 minutes!
Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.
Cause I can’t hold a note, can’t carry a tune.
Toot and come in
Toot-uncommon.
It was a toot and car moon.
Tooting’khamun
We have the toot in common.
I didn’t want to toot my own horn.
A toot in common!
A private-tutor
Toot-in-common!
