Two fish in a tank
One says to the other "do you know how to fire the big gun?"
What do you call your mother's 80-year-old sister who is afraid of everything?
Aunt Eek!
What did the Sun say when the Moon kissed it?
"Eek! Lips!"
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says "boy, it sure is hot in here!"
The other says "EEK! A talking muffin!"
