Eek!
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👤︎ u/Urwinator
📅︎ Aug 20 2017
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Two fish in a tank

One says to the other "do you know how to fire the big gun?"

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👤︎ u/dxlevnee
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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What do you call your mother's 80-year-old sister who is afraid of everything?

Aunt Eek!

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👤︎ u/MrPeanut76
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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What did the Sun say when the Moon kissed it?

"Eek! Lips!"

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Aug 26 2017
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Two muffins are in an oven.

One says "boy, it sure is hot in here!"

The other says "EEK! A talking muffin!"

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📅︎ Jul 11 2013
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