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Conversation with my 2y old son: What will happen if the moon falls down? Me: Hmm. Maybe we can play football with it?

Son: Nah. The moon has no legs.

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👤︎ u/Strungen
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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Hmm...
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👤︎ u/that-rad-kid
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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Hmm
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👤︎ u/RaymondFelkrose
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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Hmm... Pavlov... I've hear that name before...

It rings a bell

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👤︎ u/imagoblinshark
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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Hmm, interesting
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👤︎ u/Lams1d
📅︎ May 05 2020
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Hmm
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👤︎ u/A_King_Like_Me
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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People say a lot of punchlines in my jokes are incorrectly formulated. Hmm, maybe that's why most of my posts here got...

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👤︎ u/KevinK15
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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Hmm well yes I suppose so
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👤︎ u/Bluy98888
📅︎ Jul 08 2018
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Hmm
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👤︎ u/taymct71
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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Hmm something’s fishy
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👤︎ u/Mr-Pinetree
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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Hmm
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👤︎ u/CriticalGeode
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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Hmm...
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👤︎ u/Burger_com
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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Hmm....
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👤︎ u/Death_By_Pun
📅︎ Apr 22 2019
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Hmm

A little joke I came up with the other night:

What do you call it when Egyptians fart in unison?

Tutankhamun!

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👤︎ u/poppschmidty
📅︎ Aug 24 2019
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Hmm
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👤︎ u/abfishy
📅︎ Aug 15 2018
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Hmm
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👤︎ u/onanymuous
📅︎ Mar 25 2019
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hmm.. v.redd.it/5xl1ecklf4b21
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👤︎ u/Larpenator
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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Noooooo (x-post from r/hmm)
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👤︎ u/AccordionMaestro
📅︎ Sep 25 2017
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Running dad joke. I say "Hmm, is it a foot?" Eye roll every time.

Running with my daughter. She stops and says "dad I have something in my shoe."

I say "Hmm, is it a foot?"

Used to laugh but now just get eye rolls every time.

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👤︎ u/JohnFrum
📅︎ Feb 19 2015
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One snowman said to the other,"Hmm. Do you also smell carrots?"
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👤︎ u/joshuapaulking
📅︎ Nov 14 2017
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