Conversation with my 2y old son: What will happen if the moon falls down? Me: Hmm. Maybe we can play football with it?
Son: Nah. The moon has no legs.
Hmm
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Hmm... Pavlov... I've hear that name before...
It rings a bell
People say a lot of punchlines in my jokes are incorrectly formulated. Hmm, maybe that's why most of my posts here got...
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Hmm
A little joke I came up with the other night:
What do you call it when Egyptians fart in unison?
Tutankhamun!
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Running dad joke. I say "Hmm, is it a foot?" Eye roll every time.
Running with my daughter. She stops and says "dad I have something in my shoe."
I say "Hmm, is it a foot?"
Used to laugh but now just get eye rolls every time.
One snowman said to the other,"Hmm. Do you also smell carrots?"
