Duh Puns

A list of puns related to "Duh"

Duh
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👤︎ u/perkypaul
📅︎ May 02 2020
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Dad: Have you heard of duh mat huh? Son: What's duh mat huh?

NOTHING!

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👤︎ u/aGoatNamedScape
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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Pan duh
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👤︎ u/marinthierry
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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What is Harry Potter's preferred method of getting down a hill? ... duh, walking

...J.K. ROLLING!!!

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👤︎ u/__pure
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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So-duh!
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👤︎ u/mao_the_cat
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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Duh.
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👤︎ u/codeemalia
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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A buddy of mine named his dog “5 Miles” so he could tell people he walked 5 miles

But today he ran over 5 Miles

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👤︎ u/GigaMike123
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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Panda!
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👤︎ u/solmonella
📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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You guys are filthy

I mean, most of you haven't showered since last year!

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👤︎ u/theDwarfed
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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Which bear is the most condescending?

A pan-duh!

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👤︎ u/VVIIVVI
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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What’s the sassiest sparkling beverage?

So-duh

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👤︎ u/lukeknep
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why did Amanda use the men's room?

Because she's a man, duh.

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👤︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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Son: Dad, why did you name your pet tarantula James Bond?

Dad: Because it’s a Spy Duh!!

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👤︎ u/RedWing_16
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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What do you call a lame person who has telepathy?

Telepathetic

Edit: How tf this is my first post that blew over 1k!!

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👤︎ u/snowbirb0
📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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So, if you destroy a church,

Are you a mass murderer?

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👤︎ u/Ducki_momo
📅︎ Jun 22 2020
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How does Darth Vader like his girls?

On the dark side...

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👤︎ u/serendipity_7
📅︎ May 12 2020
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How do you make one vanish?

Math major: minus 1 duh

English major: Nah, just add ‘g’ in the beginning and it’s gone!

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👤︎ u/checkthisout1998
📅︎ May 18 2020
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A flight to Kansas.
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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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What does a panda use to make pancakes?

A pan...duh

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👤︎ u/goodrica
📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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How did the panda escape the hunter?

Bear-ly

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👤︎ u/Flare1206
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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What happens if you put a iPhone in a blender?

You get apple juice, duh.

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👤︎ u/drakeisalreadyinuse
📅︎ May 14 2020
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Dogs can't run an MRI machine...

But catscan.

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👤︎ u/Blackbart42
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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When the text turns gray it means you’ve

Reddit

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👤︎ u/da-chillsYT
📅︎ Aug 27 2019
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How do you catch a drummer?

You put out a snare!

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👤︎ u/Sgt_PoopyMan
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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What do you call a girl that looks like a guy?

A-man-duh

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👤︎ u/pleasedontbullyme_
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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Not sure if this fits here but I'll try

A guy wanted to ask a girl to prom.

He wanted to do it right and give her flowers so he went to the flower shop where there was a line.

So he had to wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait.

He got the flowers, asked the girl, and she said yes. Then he had to get a tux for prom. So he went to the tux shop and there was a line.

So he had to wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait.

Then he got his tux and it fit perfectly. He wanted to get the girl a corsage for prom. He went back to the flower shop and there was a line.

So he had to wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait.

He got the corsage and gave it to the girl. Then they went to prom and there was a line at the door.

So they had to wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait.

They got in and danced for some time. But all the dancing made them thirsty, so the guy decided to go get some punch.

He walked over to the punch bowl.

There was no punchline.

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👤︎ u/SebastianClark13
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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A duck walks into a bar...

He asks “Hey, you got any grapes?” The bartender replies “No we don’t, this is a bar sir.” The duck goes home. He comes back the next day and asks “Hey, you got any grapes?” The bartender yells at him and says “No we don’t, and if you ask me again, I’m gonna nail your feet to the floor!” The duck goes home and comes back the next day. He asks “Hey...you got any nails?” “No, we don’t have any nails.” ... “You got any grapes?”

This is in honor of my dad, who says this to me all the time. He doesn’t even know what the duck song is.

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👤︎ u/NuccSucc
📅︎ Mar 12 2019
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What’s the opposite of Florida?

The ceiling, duh.

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👤︎ u/mr_awesome365
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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If i was an astronaut, before every mission i would sit down with my wife and tell her

"listen honey, its not that i want a divorce, i just think i need some space." Then i would put on my helmet and slow walk to the launch pad.

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👤︎ u/ASpellingAirror
📅︎ Oct 07 2015
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How do Asian bears cook their food?

With a Pan-duh

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👤︎ u/thelummx
📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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Dogs don’t have foreheads

They only have one, duh

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👤︎ u/Fresh_Ham48
📅︎ Feb 04 2019
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Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

To reach the high notes

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👤︎ u/Bernie_Sanders_XD
📅︎ Aug 25 2017
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What’s the most comforting rock

Bedrock, duh...

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👤︎ u/Citydoodle
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

... for holding up the pants! (Duh)

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👤︎ u/BlondiWanKenobi
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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Avoiding people can be Avoided if they are in a void.
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👤︎ u/P00Pisgood
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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Why aren't priests allowed to have children?

They're afraid of the unbiblical cord.

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👤︎ u/thebluechairr
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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If I think my son is gay but he dates a girl named Amanda, I’ll know for sure.

Because she’s a man, duh.

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👤︎ u/AliCandyBar
📅︎ May 16 2019
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Why do you put eye drops in your eyes?

“You have to moist-your-eyes! Duh!”

-courtesy of Sophia, my 7 year old niece

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👤︎ u/allofthemwitches
📅︎ Aug 01 2019
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What is the statistical definition of sunlight?

Day, duh

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👤︎ u/ekrub1022
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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What bear is the most condescending?

A pan-duh!

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👤︎ u/McCarty_Bedell
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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What kind of bear is the most condescending?

A pan-duh

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👤︎ u/Thrillhouse74
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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Which bear is the most condescending?

A pan-duh!

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👤︎ u/BlainetheMono19
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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