Clarity Puns

Because it all made cents now.

What follows is a transcription of our conversation

Me: I hope he helps his patients find Accord in their lives

Her: Well therapy is only one Element to success

Me: He's just doing his Civic duty

Her: He gives them Clarity and Insight

Me: On their Odyssey through life

Readily A(p)parent

Edit: for clarity.

She said he was well-dressed, good-looking and charming. And he was a game ranger.

I said, "I'm sorry to hear that. But, what's a mranger?"

She rolled her eyes as I soaked in the glory. I hope I'll make a good dad.

Edit: changed "also" to "but" for clarity.

I figured who better to ask about a silly pun than the good folks over here at /r/dadjokes? I'm going to be in a spelling bee and I need a good name that matches up with a good costume theme. To give examples these are my two previous iterations:

"Punktuation" - Dressed as punk rockers

"Bee Me Up, Scotty!" - Dressed as Star Trek officers

If anyone has a good idea let me know and I will post pics from the event on October 24th. If you don't care to help then...umm...continue being dads.

EDIT FOR CLARITY: People are making some great suggestions for names, but I should have clarified that this is for a team of 3 people. So proper names are not really going to work...stick to the format I have described in this post!

Got my 9yr old daughter good while driving home from dinner.

Her really excited to tell me something: "Hey dad. I know a pun!"

Me: "Oh yeah? What's his name?"

Her exasperated response: (sigh) "I hate you."

Edited for clarity.

When someone is talking, and they say "Uhm", I respond with "leg", since "Uhm" sounds like "Arm".

Not only does it amuse my dad humour, it throws them off. Win win!

Edited for clarity, shouldn't post at 2 am on my phone. ;)