People might like the idea of driving a transparent car, but I don’t.

I would steer clear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Jenkins comics are really funny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Command_wt8mf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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It's as transparent as Kim Jong Il's casket
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElsonDaSushiChef
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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How do you call a ghost mom and dad? Transparent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/csabhun
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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I bought a transparent boat, but it sank when I used it.

It was sea-through.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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How do some people not know what 'transparent' means?

It's clear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirBox_
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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It's just a pun, honest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AspiBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Whenever I’m yelling at my kids, I take out my transparent megaphone.

So that they can hear me loud and clear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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My dad got a gender reassignment and now I never see him

He’s Transparent

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What will happen if your kid comes out as a trans?

You become transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awkward_guy92
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Transparent xD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiniKMarty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Transparency.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArbiterInqui
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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As a transgender father, my son always complains that he can’t see me

Because am transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssigea
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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My dad sat me down and told me that he used to be a woman.

I thanked him for being so transparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rv0827
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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They say the next big innovation in air travel is completely transparent planes, but I don’t know...

I can’t see it taking off.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Will transparent coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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Transparent velcro...

Can't see that catching on...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What are the relatives of the Invisible Man?

The transparents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charlieschisler
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Thin soup
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πŸ‘€︎ u/markrakosfalvy
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What do you call an invisible mom who was assigned male at birth?

Transparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreativeBake7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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If a transgender adopts a child, he/she will become transparent.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightRadiant17
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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What do you call a dad that has changed gender and can’t lie?

Transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manpatpost
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Why couldn’t the ghost see his Mom and Dad? They were transparents!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mole555
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Transparent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickleowens
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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β€œHey, how come I can see right through you?”

β€œMy son came out as Transgender today, so that makes me Transparent.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asexualcroissant
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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TransParent!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/McLoudMouth
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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My neighbor put up a new transparent barrier around their house. My dad is up in arms.

He said it’s clearly offensive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RhynerSaurus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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In exchange for peace, the US is offering North Korea a shipment of transparent rockets.

So that Kim Jong Un can still claim to have new clear weapons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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Windex is very transparent on its clothing policy.

No streakers are allowed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Target359
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2018
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I’ve decided to tell my kids that I want to live my life as a woman

It’s better to be honest, I just want to be transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nymphomanius
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What do you call a mom who steals all the dad jokes?

Transparent...

I bet you didn't see that coming 😁

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Remains to be seen
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Ever since my son told me he wanted a sex change they’ve stopped acknowledging me

I guess now I’m transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psykotic24
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Guess that makes them transparent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragons52495
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2017
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Ever since I went through with my sex change operation my kids have been completely ignoring me

It's like I'm transparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yanaytsabary
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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I was wondering why somethings are transparent,

but then it became clear to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sriram95
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2013
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Just so everybody's clear,

I'm going to put my glasses on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cancervixen831
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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why can't you see the father of a person who identifies themself with a different gender than the one They're born with?

he's transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aggeliki04
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Why can't Kylie Jenner see her dad?

Because he's transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gawcionet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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My father had a sex change and I don't see him anymore.

He's transparent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsukaiByakuya
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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The ghost in my house is always honest when admitting to making a mess

You could say they are very transparent.

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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You can tell an ant's gender by putting it in water.

If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaroInDisguise
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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People keep saying transparency is an important issue here on Reddit

but I honestly can't see what they are talking about.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsdrivingmenuts
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2015
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Some people might think transparent cars seems like a cool idea, but I don’t.

I would steer clear of them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I can see right through you!

My son told me he's transgender, so that makes me transparent!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Why can't a transgender see their father?

Because he is transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Willionnaire
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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To be transparent

I'm a woman now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaMojo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad?

Transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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