People might like the idea of driving a transparent car, but I donβt.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Jenkins comics are really funny
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︎ Sep 27 2020
It's as transparent as Kim Jong Il's casket
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︎ Jun 12 2020
How do you call a ghost mom and dad? Transparent
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︎ May 12 2020
I bought a transparent boat, but it sank when I used it.
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︎ Jun 21 2020
How do some people not know what 'transparent' means?
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︎ May 26 2020
It's just a pun, honest
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︎ May 22 2020
Whenever Iβm yelling at my kids, I take out my transparent megaphone.
So that they can hear me loud and clear.
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︎ Mar 07 2020
My dad got a gender reassignment and now I never see him
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︎ Jan 07 2021
What will happen if your kid comes out as a trans?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Transparent xD
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Transparency.
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︎ Mar 15 2019
As a transgender father, my son always complains that he canβt see me
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︎ Dec 21 2020
My dad sat me down and told me that he used to be a woman.
I thanked him for being so transparent.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
They say the next big innovation in air travel is completely transparent planes, but I donβt know...
I canβt see it taking off.
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︎ Jul 29 2019
Will transparent coffins be a success?
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︎ Aug 19 2018
Transparent velcro...
Can't see that catching on...
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︎ Nov 13 2019
What are the relatives of the Invisible Man?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Thin soup
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︎ May 16 2020
What do you call an invisible mom who was assigned male at birth?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
If a transgender adopts a child, he/she will become transparent.
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︎ Aug 08 2018
What do you call a dad that has changed gender and canβt lie?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Why couldnβt the ghost see his Mom and Dad? They were transparents!
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︎ Aug 24 2019
Transparent
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︎ Mar 08 2019
βHey, how come I can see right through you?β
βMy son came out as Transgender today, so that makes me Transparent.β
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︎ Oct 14 2020
TransParent!!
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︎ Jul 20 2018
My neighbor put up a new transparent barrier around their house. My dad is up in arms.
He said itβs clearly offensive.
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︎ Mar 05 2019
In exchange for peace, the US is offering North Korea a shipment of transparent rockets.
So that Kim Jong Un can still claim to have new clear weapons.
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︎ May 10 2018
Windex is very transparent on its clothing policy.
No streakers are allowed.
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︎ May 23 2018
Iβve decided to tell my kids that I want to live my life as a woman
Itβs better to be honest, I just want to be transparent
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︎ Jul 05 2020
What do you call a mom who steals all the dad jokes?
Transparent...
I bet you didn't see that coming π
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Remains to be seen
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︎ Jun 12 2019
Ever since my son told me he wanted a sex change theyβve stopped acknowledging me
I guess now Iβm transparent
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Guess that makes them transparent
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︎ Mar 15 2017
Ever since I went through with my sex change operation my kids have been completely ignoring me
It's like I'm transparent.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
I was wondering why somethings are transparent,
but then it became clear to me.
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︎ Jan 26 2013
Just so everybody's clear,
I'm going to put my glasses on.
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︎ Oct 21 2018
why can't you see the father of a person who identifies themself with a different gender than the one They're born with?
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︎ May 25 2020
Why can't Kylie Jenner see her dad?
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︎ Aug 03 2019
My father had a sex change and I don't see him anymore.
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︎ May 11 2020
The ghost in my house is always honest when admitting to making a mess
You could say they are very transparent.
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︎ May 05 2020
You can tell an ant's gender by putting it in water.
If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant
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︎ Oct 02 2018
People keep saying transparency is an important issue here on Reddit
but I honestly can't see what they are talking about.
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︎ May 14 2015
Some people might think transparent cars seems like a cool idea, but I donβt.
I would steer clear of them.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I can see right through you!
My son told me he's transgender, so that makes me transparent!
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Why can't a transgender see their father?
Because he is transparent
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︎ Apr 12 2020
To be transparent
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︎ Apr 27 2017
What do you call a ghostβs mom and dad?
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︎ Apr 03 2020
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