Good clean pun here, guys.
How does Dolly Parton clean her swimming pools?
Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine, chlorineeeeeeeeeeee!
I got a job cleaning the building where the horses are kept.
It's not much but it's stable work.
I just fired myself from cleaning my house.
I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.
How did the dinosaur get clean?
I always wanted a job cleaning mirrors...
Its just something I can see myself doing.
I sold my cleaning equipment.
It was just collecting dust.
The weirdest summer job I had was cleaning monkey cages at our local zoo.
I was helping my family to clean up after dinner today.
I walked into the kitchen to put some things away. I had some used silverware in one hand, and a tub of butter, a bag of cheese, and a pouch of sour cream in the other. I approached the sink to put the silverware inside when I accidentally dropped the tub of butter on the ground. My sister, who was at the sink at the time, looked at me and said: "That doesn't go there!" I picked up the tub, looked at her, and said:
"Sorry. Butterfingers."
Why did Pinocchio spend all day cleaning his house?
What TV shows are squeaky clean?
What do you use to clean the air?
Cleaning out my fridge when...
I came across two containers of butter. I guess you could say it was a second-dairy
How does a pirate clean cards?
My friend was shot clean through his skull but survived.
I can’t imagine what was going through his mind at the time.
What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?
py-rex
I'll get my coat...
How does the Earth keep itself clean ?
My kids started dancing while cleaning up the house.
It was some pretty good chore-eography.
We got our air ducts cleaned today
The first company to rename their dinner rolls "gravy mops" is really going to clean up.
When I was in college, my roommate used to clean my room, and I used to clean his.
We were maid for each other.
I finally cleaned out my junk drawer and gave away all my dead batteries
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire...
What do you call clean music? [OC]
My daughter wanted to clean her cardboard rocketship with her face cloth...
Trying to reduce the enormous amount of laundry associated with kids,
I said, "you don't need to clean your rocketship. It's not dirty. Space is a vacuum"....
I could hear my wife's eyes roll in the next room. Success!
How does Chris Kringle clean his hands?
I clean all my weapons with tree sap.
Some say I’m crazy, but I’m sticking to my guns.
How do you clean your hands at the North Pole?
You use hand Santa-tizer.
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
I play minesweeper while my wife cleans the house...
Because she is dealing with hersweeper
How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?
Cleaning mirror
Is a job that I can really see myself doing.
Why did the flatbread become a clean comedian?
He wanted to be naan-offensive.
Many Folks Don’t Know that Santa Often has to Clean the Small Bits of Poo from his Reindeer Butts.
They call them Jingle Berries.
Man: I’m so sorry I’m late for my ship cleaning job. What are my responsibilities?
Who keeps the ocean clean?
A mermaid!
Courtesy of my 10 year old daughter
me: *cleans vacuum cleaner*
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
Last night my son saw a mouse in the kitchen so he wiped down all the counters and cleaned everything...
Tonight I'm putting the mouse in the bathroom.
If you clean a vacuum cleaner...
...you make the vacuum cleaner.
If you make a living out of it, you'd be called the vacuum cleaner.
Why was the tailless horse so clean?
The other day I asked my Dad why he took up window cleaning as a profession
He told me it was the only job he could see himself doing.
What did the werewolf eat after getting his teeth cleaned?
These comments where from a clip where someone cleaning at a foreign range almost gets hit by a stray bullet
I need cleaning puns!!!
What are some of your favorite cleaning puns?
How do aliens keep themselves clean while in space?
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