Good clean pun here, guys.
My friend was shot clean through his skull but survived.
I can’t imagine what was going through his mind at the time.
What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?
py-rex
I'll get my coat...
When I was in college, my roommate used to clean my room, and I used to clean his.
We were maid for each other.
What do you call clean music? [OC]
How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?
How do aliens keep themselves clean while in space?
I clean all my weapons with tree sap.
Some say I’m crazy, but I’m sticking to my guns.
Who keeps the ocean clean?
A mermaid!
Courtesy of my 10 year old daughter
If you clean a vacuum cleaner...
...you make the vacuum cleaner.
If you make a living out of it, you'd be called the vacuum cleaner.
Why was the tailless horse so clean?
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
What do you find in a clean nose?
My friend used to clean house for a famous singer-guitar player, til he died in 2016. She then became a police investigator...
She dusted for Prince now she's dusting for prints.
What do volunteers clean up outside of libraries?
What do you clean a band instrument with?
I got my fish to clean my tank for free
After days, it felt nice to finally come clean
How do you clean the inside of a Uterus?
Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
I washed my whites today. They got so clean,
What does the Mandalorian use to clean up Baby Yoda's messes?
He uses Bounty [a paper towel brand in the US]
I'm very proud--my teenage son just came up with this one, though I see a few variations when searching through past dad jokes.
I think we all should use nothing but mops and brooms to clean our floors
I guess that means I'm anti-vacs.
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
What's the best way to clean up fake shit?
When I was in college, my roommate and I would clean each other's rooms
We were maid for each other
[META] Dad jokes should be clean, not just groan-inducing. That's what makes it a Dad joke, we can tell it to the kids in front of Mom and not get in trouble (other than maybe for the punchline).
When you clean the vaccum cleaner, you become the vaccum cleaner
My friend told me he was using sodium hydroxide to clean his pillows
What a weird thing to lye about
How do reavers clean their harpoons?
They run them through the Wash.
Why are cars in eastern Europe so clean?
Trying to write some clean jokes about bowling balls
but they keep ending up in the gutter.
What do you call someone who cleans a vaccum cleaner?
When I was a young boy, I was walking down a gravel road with my grandpa. I accidentally slipped and fell to the ground, cutting my knees. Grandpa gently bent down and began to clean the wound, removing the little pebbles now embedded in my skin as I cried...
I'd always heard adults talk about it, but I finally knew what they were talking about.
I'll never forget the pain of my first kid knee stones...
What do you call someone who cleans the outside of the International Space Station?
Geroge Washing Ton and Bill Clean Ton
I was asked why I love to clean lemon juice from windows, to which I replied
“It’s easy peasy lemon squeegee”
A colleague at worked complained he couldn't find any clean cups. "Maybe they're in the naughty corner," I offered. "Why would they be there?" he asked.
"Because they were acting like mugs."
I wish I could clean mirrors for a living
Its just something I could see myself doing
When I was in college my roommate used to clean my room and I used to clean his
We were maid for each other
When I was in college, my roommate used to clean my room, and I used to clean his.
We were maid for each other.
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