Good clean pun here, guys.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ceisler1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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A good clean joke for you.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/inspectorPK
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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How dare they make someone else clean that up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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How do Australians clean their butts?

Bidet, mate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/netsuj34
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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Why finding a source of clean water is the most important to-do when trying to survive?

Because thirst things first.

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πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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Why is the delorean so clean

Because its only driven from time to time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiejam2503
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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I told my wife if she cleans and does the dishes I’ll sweep the whole house. She thinks that isn’t fair...

Just because I bought a Roomba

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snoandsk88
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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How do you clean Disney World?

With an Orlando Broom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaccoonFreeko
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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I used to have a pack a day, but I’m clean now!!!

It was difficult, but I’ve stopped chewing gum now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymouspapayaz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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How does Dolly Parton clean her swimming pools?

Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine, chlorineeeeeeeeeeee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doerofthings42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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How did the dinosaur get clean?

With a meteor shower!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?

py-rex

I'll get my coat...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/byte_marx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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My friend was shot clean through his skull but survived.

I can’t imagine what was going through his mind at the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.

I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasbett311
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Why do True Gamerz always wear clean jeans?

They hate filthy casuals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LotusApe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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When I was in college, my roommate used to clean my room, and I used to clean his.

We were maid for each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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How does the Earth keep itself clean ?

With a meteor shower

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What TV shows are squeaky clean?

Soap Operas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broke_Gam3r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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How does a pirate clean cards?

He swabs the deck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gameboy90
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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How do you clean a pig?

Ham sanitizer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fletch-8221
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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I clean all my weapons with tree sap.

Some say I’m crazy, but I’m sticking to my guns.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What do you use to clean the air?

An air-conditioner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mankutu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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The first company to rename their dinner rolls "gravy mops" is really going to clean up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OtakuShogun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What do you call clean music? [OC]

A soap opera!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yonfire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire...

It was a hot mess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?

With flossils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demonicplanet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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My daughter wanted to clean her cardboard rocketship with her face cloth...

Trying to reduce the enormous amount of laundry associated with kids,

I said, "you don't need to clean your rocketship. It's not dirty. Space is a vacuum"....

I could hear my wife's eyes roll in the next room. Success!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tren898
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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[META] Dad jokes should be clean, not just groan-inducing. That's what makes it a Dad joke, we can tell it to the kids in front of Mom and not get in trouble (other than maybe for the punchline).
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πŸ‘€︎ u/b6a6a6l
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Who keeps the ocean clean?

A mermaid!

Courtesy of my 10 year old daughter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Gray_Area
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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How do you clean your hands at the North Pole?

You use hand Santa-tizer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spiffypack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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How does Chris Kringle clean his hands?

Santa-Izer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riverrat423
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I play minesweeper while my wife cleans the house...

Because she is dealing with hersweeper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubenmiq
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Why did the flatbread become a clean comedian?

He wanted to be naan-offensive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mealonx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Many Folks Don’t Know that Santa Often has to Clean the Small Bits of Poo from his Reindeer Butts.

They call them Jingle Berries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchpeederMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?

They gargoyle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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me: *cleans vacuum cleaner*

I’m a vacuum cleaner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmeltingFire
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Trying to write some clean jokes about bowling balls

but they keep ending up in the gutter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximusheadroom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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If you clean a vacuum cleaner...

...you make the vacuum cleaner.

If you make a living out of it, you'd be called the vacuum cleaner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NecroUknown
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Why was the tailless horse so clean?

It got detailed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CjMcDonald85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do volunteers clean up outside of libraries?

Literature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squasher04
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Crisp and clean
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smock707
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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My friend used to clean house for a famous singer-guitar player, til he died in 2016. She then became a police investigator...

She dusted for Prince now she's dusting for prints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What do you find in a clean nose?

Fingerprints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iheartcorneas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I got my fish to clean my tank for free

Suckers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Proudfishy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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After days, it felt nice to finally come clean

I was starting to smell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AudenWolfe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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How do aliens keep themselves clean while in space?

With a meteor shower!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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