Good clean pun here, guys.
A good clean joke for you.
How dare they make someone else clean that up
How do Australians clean their butts?
Why finding a source of clean water is the most important to-do when trying to survive?
Because thirst things first.
Why is the delorean so clean
Because its only driven from time to time
I told my wife if she cleans and does the dishes I’ll sweep the whole house. She thinks that isn’t fair...
Just because I bought a Roomba
How do you clean Disney World?
I used to have a pack a day, but I’m clean now!!!
It was difficult, but I’ve stopped chewing gum now.
How does Dolly Parton clean her swimming pools?
Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine, chlorineeeeeeeeeeee!
How did the dinosaur get clean?
What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?
py-rex
I'll get my coat...
My friend was shot clean through his skull but survived.
I can’t imagine what was going through his mind at the time.
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
Why do True Gamerz always wear clean jeans?
They hate filthy casuals.
When I was in college, my roommate used to clean my room, and I used to clean his.
We were maid for each other.
How does the Earth keep itself clean ?
What TV shows are squeaky clean?
How does a pirate clean cards?
I clean all my weapons with tree sap.
Some say I’m crazy, but I’m sticking to my guns.
What do you use to clean the air?
The first company to rename their dinner rolls "gravy mops" is really going to clean up.
What do you call clean music? [OC]
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire...
How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?
My daughter wanted to clean her cardboard rocketship with her face cloth...
Trying to reduce the enormous amount of laundry associated with kids,
I said, "you don't need to clean your rocketship. It's not dirty. Space is a vacuum"....
I could hear my wife's eyes roll in the next room. Success!
[META] Dad jokes should be clean, not just groan-inducing. That's what makes it a Dad joke, we can tell it to the kids in front of Mom and not get in trouble (other than maybe for the punchline).
Who keeps the ocean clean?
A mermaid!
Courtesy of my 10 year old daughter
How do you clean your hands at the North Pole?
You use hand Santa-tizer.
How does Chris Kringle clean his hands?
I play minesweeper while my wife cleans the house...
Because she is dealing with hersweeper
Why did the flatbread become a clean comedian?
He wanted to be naan-offensive.
Many Folks Don’t Know that Santa Often has to Clean the Small Bits of Poo from his Reindeer Butts.
They call them Jingle Berries.
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
me: *cleans vacuum cleaner*
Trying to write some clean jokes about bowling balls
but they keep ending up in the gutter.
If you clean a vacuum cleaner...
...you make the vacuum cleaner.
If you make a living out of it, you'd be called the vacuum cleaner.
Why was the tailless horse so clean?
What do volunteers clean up outside of libraries?
My friend used to clean house for a famous singer-guitar player, til he died in 2016. She then became a police investigator...
She dusted for Prince now she's dusting for prints.
What do you find in a clean nose?
I got my fish to clean my tank for free
After days, it felt nice to finally come clean
How do aliens keep themselves clean while in space?
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