The strangest job I had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo.

That shit was bananas.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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I hate spring cleaning...

Darn things bounce all over the place.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stormtrooper-85
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I thanked him for cleaning my driveway. But he just brushed it off.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/derbsl28
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When I was cleaning my room earlier I found book on anti-gravity...

I couldn't put it down.

As told by my son to my wife just now. The circle is complete.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lazlowoodbine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22 2021
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The other day I asked my dad why he chose window cleaning as a profession

He told me it was the only job he could see himself doing

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YayGettel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31 2021
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I texted my daughter, "Did you know that superglue can also be used for cleaning!"

"Your computer keyboarddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06 2021
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My son never does his laundry so one day I got fed up and told him "If you don't start cleaning your clothes I'm going to leave you all my dirty clothes in my will!"

Sorry, just had to heir my dirty laundry

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/refrigeratordiamond
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01 2021
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Why does Cinderella go extra crazy with her spring cleaning?

She has March Madness

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wushock4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30 2021
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I always wanted a job cleaning mirrors...

Its just something I can see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ethereal_luv
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12 2021
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I got a job cleaning the building where the horses are kept.

It's not much but it's stable work.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheMightyBattleSquid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2021
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What do you call a progressive superhero that specializes in cleaning?

Libman

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BigPeneMcgundy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03 2021
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Can anyone reccomend me a good way of cleaning windshield from ice?

I used my discount card but I only got 20% off!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shone32
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2021
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I sold my cleaning equipment.

It was just collecting dust.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AdeptCrow3733
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2021
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I just fired myself from cleaning my house.

I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13 2021
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Why did Pinocchio spend all day cleaning his house?

He sawdust.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/4-4-Run
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20 2021
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Cleaning out my fridge when...

I came across two containers of butter. I guess you could say it was a second-dairy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DJsmurfySmurf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03 2021
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My kids started dancing while cleaning up the house.

It was some pretty good chore-eography.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EzekiahHopkins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24 2020
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Cleaning mirror

Is a job that I can really see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smokyeyepanda
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21 2020
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Cleaning a mirror
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/robocoolgamer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22 2020
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Man: I’m so sorry I’m late for my ship cleaning job. What are my responsibilities?

Boss: You mist the boat.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27 2020
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These comments where from a clip where someone cleaning at a foreign range almost gets hit by a stray bullet
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PbyFortress
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

I could really see myself doing it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/P5ammead
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21 2020
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There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.

Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/A-Seabear
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2020
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I was cleaning my finger gun the other day...

And shot a hole in my air guitar.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GoldSweep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24 2020
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My mom needed help standing up after cleaning the bathroom, so she asked my dad for a hand.

He started clapping.

(Obligatory: actually happened today, my mom messaged me to complain about his bad joke. I thought it was fucking hilarious.)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/malagrond
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2020
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You should really consider doing a job cleaning mirrors.

It leaves plenty of time for self-reflection.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brcn3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2020
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I was cleaning the coffee filter and forgot to rinse the grounds down the sink.

My wife comes up and asks me why I forgot to clean the sink. I said β€œWhat? Am I grounded?”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bambajon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19 2020
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My wife claims that vacuum cleaners are always better for cleaning than a brush.

I said, β€œThat’s a sweeping generalization.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2020
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We were cleaning out our closets today and my wife forgot the code to her luggage, but luckily, I managed to figure it out. I looked her and gloated proudly...

"Well, I guess you can say...I solved the case!!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10 2020
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Next Summer I'm applying for a job cleaning mirrors.

It's something I can see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zaynesky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03 2020
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cleaning with alcohol doesn't work...

...NOTHING gets done after that first bottle.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22 2020
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Awhile ago my roomate moved out, i was cleaning his old room when I stumbled upon a fake mustache in a box under his bed, when i asked him about it he replied:

β€œYou finally found it, my secret stache”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jacaboi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03 2020
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Chimney Cleaning
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Radish00
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2020
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My son asked me why I was spinning in circles when I was supposed to be cleaning the keyboard...

I lost control.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VamanaGG
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2019
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Which nationality always is helpful when cleaning things.

The polish.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yebattebyasuka
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20 2020
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Cleaning your cat's litter box is a lot like sifting gold except for 1 thing

the prize is a lot crappier...literally.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/decaknight9000
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25 2020
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A man should always carry a knife. It can cut your food, open beer bottles, be a screwdriver, or even be used as a toothpick. It works great for cleaning your fingernails, and it's quite useful in an emergency situation

like when you have to change someone's mind.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10 2019
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I need cleaning puns!!!

What are some of your favorite cleaning puns?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ttpd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07 2019
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The weirdest summer job I had was cleaning monkey cages at our local zoo.

That shit was bananas.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2021
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The other day I asked my Dad why he took up window cleaning as a profession

He told me it was the only job he could see himself doing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/professorf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17 2020
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The weirdest summer job I have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo.

That shit was bananas.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13 2019
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Cleaning mirrors is a job I see myself doing.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Adragontype
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2020
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I don't like doing spring cleaning

Damn things bounce all over the place

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16 2020
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Next week I have an interview for a job cleaning mirrors,

It’s really something I can see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LeSplodge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10 2020
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The weirdest job I ever had was cleaning the monkey cage at our local zoo.

That shit was bananas.

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