The other day I asked my dad why he chose window cleaning as a profession

He told me it was the only job he could see himself doing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YayGettel
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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I texted my daughter, "Did you know that superglue can also be used for cleaning!"

"Your computer keyboarddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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My son never does his laundry so one day I got fed up and told him "If you don't start cleaning your clothes I'm going to leave you all my dirty clothes in my will!"

Sorry, just had to heir my dirty laundry

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Why does Cinderella go extra crazy with her spring cleaning?

She has March Madness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wushock4
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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What do you call a progressive superhero that specializes in cleaning?

Libman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigPeneMcgundy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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I got a job cleaning the building where the horses are kept.

It's not much but it's stable work.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Can anyone reccomend me a good way of cleaning windshield from ice?

I used my discount card but I only got 20% off!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shone32
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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I always wanted a job cleaning mirrors...

Its just something I can see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethereal_luv
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I just fired myself from cleaning my house.

I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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I sold my cleaning equipment.

It was just collecting dust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdeptCrow3733
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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The weirdest summer job I had was cleaning monkey cages at our local zoo.

That shit was bananas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Why did Pinocchio spend all day cleaning his house?

He sawdust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4-4-Run
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Cleaning out my fridge when...

I came across two containers of butter. I guess you could say it was a second-dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJsmurfySmurf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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My kids started dancing while cleaning up the house.

It was some pretty good chore-eography.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EzekiahHopkins
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Cleaning mirror

Is a job that I can really see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smokyeyepanda
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Cleaning a mirror
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robocoolgamer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Man: I’m so sorry I’m late for my ship cleaning job. What are my responsibilities?

Boss: You mist the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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These comments where from a clip where someone cleaning at a foreign range almost gets hit by a stray bullet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PbyFortress
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

I could really see myself doing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P5ammead
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.

Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-Seabear
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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I was cleaning my finger gun the other day...

And shot a hole in my air guitar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldSweep
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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My mom needed help standing up after cleaning the bathroom, so she asked my dad for a hand.

He started clapping.

(Obligatory: actually happened today, my mom messaged me to complain about his bad joke. I thought it was fucking hilarious.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malagrond
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I was cleaning the coffee filter and forgot to rinse the grounds down the sink.

My wife comes up and asks me why I forgot to clean the sink. I said β€œWhat? Am I grounded?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bambajon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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You should really consider doing a job cleaning mirrors.

It leaves plenty of time for self-reflection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brcn3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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My wife claims that vacuum cleaners are always better for cleaning than a brush.

I said, β€œThat’s a sweeping generalization.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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We were cleaning out our closets today and my wife forgot the code to her luggage, but luckily, I managed to figure it out. I looked her and gloated proudly...

"Well, I guess you can say...I solved the case!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Next Summer I'm applying for a job cleaning mirrors.

It's something I can see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaynesky
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I don't like doing spring cleaning

Damn things bounce all over the place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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Why are men attracted to cleaning ladies?

Because they deter gents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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cleaning with alcohol doesn't work...

...NOTHING gets done after that first bottle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Awhile ago my roomate moved out, i was cleaning his old room when I stumbled upon a fake mustache in a box under his bed, when i asked him about it he replied:

β€œYou finally found it, my secret stache”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacaboi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Chimney Cleaning
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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My son asked me why I was spinning in circles when I was supposed to be cleaning the keyboard...

I lost control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VamanaGG
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Cleaning your cat's litter box is a lot like sifting gold except for 1 thing

the prize is a lot crappier...literally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decaknight9000
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Which nationality always is helpful when cleaning things.

The polish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yebattebyasuka
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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A man should always carry a knife. It can cut your food, open beer bottles, be a screwdriver, or even be used as a toothpick. It works great for cleaning your fingernails, and it's quite useful in an emergency situation

like when you have to change someone's mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Redditor was cleaning keyboard, but then lost control
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tho3maxi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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This Fall, I got a great job cleaning leaves in my neighborhood.

I was raking it in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I need a pun about picking up trash/ cleaning the ocean. Any help would be greatly appreciated! :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theysayolay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Why is the Barcelona goal keeper always cleaning up?

Because his teammate is a little Messi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevehrowe2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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When Sean Connery was a boy, people would often find him cleaning plates when they arrived.

His Mother would always turn around and say "dishes Sean Connery"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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I need cleaning puns!!!

What are some of your favorite cleaning puns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ttpd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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The other day I asked my Dad why he took up window cleaning as a profession

He told me it was the only job he could see himself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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The weirdest summer job I have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo.

That shit was bananas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Cleaning mirrors is a job I see myself doing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adragontype
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Next week I have an interview for a job cleaning mirrors,

It’s really something I can see myself doing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeSplodge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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The weirdest job I ever had was cleaning the monkey cage at our local zoo.

That shit was bananas.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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