The other day I asked my dad why he chose window cleaning as a profession
He told me it was the only job he could see himself doing
I texted my daughter, "Did you know that superglue can also be used for cleaning!"
"Your computer keyboarddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
My son never does his laundry so one day I got fed up and told him "If you don't start cleaning your clothes I'm going to leave you all my dirty clothes in my will!"
Sorry, just had to heir my dirty laundry
Why does Cinderella go extra crazy with her spring cleaning?
What do you call a progressive superhero that specializes in cleaning?
I got a job cleaning the building where the horses are kept.
It's not much but it's stable work.
Can anyone reccomend me a good way of cleaning windshield from ice?
I used my discount card but I only got 20% off!
I always wanted a job cleaning mirrors...
Its just something I can see myself doing.
I just fired myself from cleaning my house.
I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.
I sold my cleaning equipment.
It was just collecting dust.
The weirdest summer job I had was cleaning monkey cages at our local zoo.
Why did Pinocchio spend all day cleaning his house?
Cleaning out my fridge when...
I came across two containers of butter. I guess you could say it was a second-dairy
My kids started dancing while cleaning up the house.
It was some pretty good chore-eography.
Cleaning mirror
Is a job that I can really see myself doing.
Man: I’m so sorry I’m late for my ship cleaning job. What are my responsibilities?
These comments where from a clip where someone cleaning at a foreign range almost gets hit by a stray bullet
I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
I could really see myself doing it.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner
I was cleaning my finger gun the other day...
And shot a hole in my air guitar.
My mom needed help standing up after cleaning the bathroom, so she asked my dad for a hand.
He started clapping.
(Obligatory: actually happened today, my mom messaged me to complain about his bad joke. I thought it was fucking hilarious.)
I was cleaning the coffee filter and forgot to rinse the grounds down the sink.
My wife comes up and asks me why I forgot to clean the sink. I said “What? Am I grounded?”
You should really consider doing a job cleaning mirrors.
It leaves plenty of time for self-reflection.
My wife claims that vacuum cleaners are always better for cleaning than a brush.
I said, “That’s a sweeping generalization.”
We were cleaning out our closets today and my wife forgot the code to her luggage, but luckily, I managed to figure it out. I looked her and gloated proudly...
"Well, I guess you can say...I solved the case!!"
Next Summer I'm applying for a job cleaning mirrors.
It's something I can see myself doing.
I don't like doing spring cleaning
Damn things bounce all over the place
Why are men attracted to cleaning ladies?
cleaning with alcohol doesn't work...
...NOTHING gets done after that first bottle.
Awhile ago my roomate moved out, i was cleaning his old room when I stumbled upon a fake mustache in a box under his bed, when i asked him about it he replied:
“You finally found it, my secret stache”
My son asked me why I was spinning in circles when I was supposed to be cleaning the keyboard...
Cleaning your cat's litter box is a lot like sifting gold except for 1 thing
the prize is a lot crappier...literally.
Which nationality always is helpful when cleaning things.
A man should always carry a knife. It can cut your food, open beer bottles, be a screwdriver, or even be used as a toothpick. It works great for cleaning your fingernails, and it's quite useful in an emergency situation
like when you have to change someone's mind.
Redditor was cleaning keyboard, but then lost control
This Fall, I got a great job cleaning leaves in my neighborhood.
I need a pun about picking up trash/ cleaning the ocean. Any help would be greatly appreciated! :)
Why is the Barcelona goal keeper always cleaning up?
Because his teammate is a little Messi
When Sean Connery was a boy, people would often find him cleaning plates when they arrived.
His Mother would always turn around and say "dishes Sean Connery"
I need cleaning puns!!!
What are some of your favorite cleaning puns?
The other day I asked my Dad why he took up window cleaning as a profession
He told me it was the only job he could see himself doing.
The weirdest summer job I have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo.
Cleaning mirrors is a job I see myself doing.
Next week I have an interview for a job cleaning mirrors,
It’s really something I can see myself doing.
The weirdest job I ever had was cleaning the monkey cage at our local zoo.
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