Take Away Puns

A list of puns related to "Take Away"

Where does santa get his take away from?

Deliveroo-dolf

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👤︎ u/Rushpig
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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My wife takes away my inhaler whenever I act up

To this day, she still takes my breath away

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👤︎ u/Ohm_B
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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My wife constantly takes my breath away.

She really should wear less perfume.

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👤︎ u/leeericewing
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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Take the potassium away!

Because I'm not 0K with that.

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👤︎ u/Carmondai03
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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Most fisherman hold their fish far away from their bodies when they take pictures. This is why they think they're so much bigger than they are.

They're not to scale.

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👤︎ u/KairuSmairukon
📅︎ Dec 20 2019
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Parents used to get out the switch when the kids got in trouble, but now they take the kids' switch away.
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👤︎ u/W1ldW3st1
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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If anyone’s got a joke about subtraction take it away
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👤︎ u/Jamie-Smithers-
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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When i wanted to take the PlayStation controller away from my little brother, I'd bribe him with a candy bar.

It was one of the Twix of the trade.

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👤︎ u/karmaniak
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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The government tried to take away The Beastie Boys' Medicare

They had to fight for their right to Part A.

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👤︎ u/jdpiano
📅︎ May 03 2019
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As I grab my phone my wife tries to playfully take it away and I tell her stop I need to charge the fuck out of it..

She says "Why? How much does it owe you"

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👤︎ u/AxiosBellator
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success

there's no real difference between me and George Clooney.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Jul 11 2019
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Chinese food take away: $10. Cab fare to get it: $6. Getting back home and realising they forgot one of your containers....

Riceless.

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👤︎ u/v_cleaner
📅︎ Sep 17 2015
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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👤︎ u/valdes2011
📅︎ Sep 05 2018
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How many cans does it take to fly away?

Two can

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👤︎ u/_BlNG_
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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Does anti-tein take away muscle?
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👤︎ u/StripedTiger711
📅︎ Sep 17 2018
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What type of cruel individual would cut off a person's hair, throw it away and then to add insult to injury, take their money afterwards???

Such a practice sounds barbarous to me.

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👤︎ u/atomproject
📅︎ Aug 02 2018
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Take away people's eyelids and no one bats an eye..

Remove their brains and everybody loses their minds...

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👤︎ u/that_introverted_guy
📅︎ Aug 04 2014
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What does a vacuum cleaner say to his brothers in the aisle when a customer takes him away ?

So long, suckers!

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👤︎ u/Arklaw
📅︎ Aug 17 2018
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What happens if you take away the bees from a group of bears?

They will be all ears.

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👤︎ u/swedishqilin
📅︎ Jun 25 2018
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My dog kept on chasing people on a bake, it got so bad I had to take it away from him.
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👤︎ u/Supringsinglyawesome
📅︎ Jul 19 2018
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