Al likes to be very healthy. If you take Al away from his salad…
Me: Huh, I'm wearing away my A Key. Husband: So...that means you're not in pain any more? Me: Take my upvote and leave!
A couple goes to prom. They go parking, and there's a parking line. They go to entrance, and there's an entrance line. They put away their coats, and there's a coat line. They go to take some punch.
But there's no punchline.
Lidocaine takes the pain away...
But counting makes you number.
Boss: Tell me about suzanne Me: *takes a drag of cigarette* ah, the one that got away
Boss: You're a zoo keeper, none of them should get away
My son's math's teacher was away so the head of school had to step in and take her place.
It's the principal that counts.
If you have bee hive at your house, and you call a local bee keeper to take them away, the Bee keepers will thank you for the FreeBees.
Where does santa get his take away from?
My wife takes away my inhaler whenever I act up
To this day, she still takes my breath away
My wife constantly takes my breath away.
She really should wear less perfume.
If anyone’s got a joke about subtraction take it away
Take the potassium away!
Because I'm not 0K with that.
Parents used to get out the switch when the kids got in trouble, but now they take the kids' switch away.
Most fisherman hold their fish far away from their bodies when they take pictures. This is why they think they're so much bigger than they are.
When i wanted to take the PlayStation controller away from my little brother, I'd bribe him with a candy bar.
It was one of the Twix of the trade.
Chinese food take away: $10. Cab fare to get it: $6. Getting back home and realising they forgot one of your containers....
The government tried to take away The Beastie Boys' Medicare
They had to fight for their right to Part A.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
As I grab my phone my wife tries to playfully take it away and I tell her stop I need to charge the fuck out of it..
She says "Why? How much does it owe you"
You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success
there's no real difference between me and George Clooney.
Take away people's eyelids and no one bats an eye..
Remove their brains and everybody loses their minds...
Does anti-tein take away muscle?
How many cans does it take to fly away?
What type of cruel individual would cut off a person's hair, throw it away and then to add insult to injury, take their money afterwards???
Such a practice sounds barbarous to me.
What happens if you take away the bees from a group of bears?
What does a vacuum cleaner say to his brothers in the aisle when a customer takes him away ?
My wife said son had come home with some 'take away' sums...
...I said "What, like how much is it if you add the cost of a Lamb Balti and a Naan bread?"
edit. In the uk a takeaway is food you buy like Chinese or Indian, and take away.
My dog kept on chasing people on a bake, it got so bad I had to take it away from him.
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