Take My Breath Away Puns

A list of puns related to "Take My Breath Away"

My wife constantly takes my breath away.

She really should wear less perfume.

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👤︎ u/leeericewing
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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You know, cardi b looks alright

But her cousin cardio... now she really takes my breath away

(A friend told me this when we had school and Jesus did it make me chuckle)

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👤︎ u/Ohm_B
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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My wife takes away my inhaler whenever I act up

To this day, she still takes my breath away

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👤︎ u/Ohm_B
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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Actually a wife joke, but I haven't laughed so hard at a one liner in a while.

Last night my wife and I were talking. We've been married 20 years. She was just laying on me and it can get hard to breathe like that. She noticed I was struggling to breathe and said, "At least I still take your breath away."

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👤︎ u/Funless
📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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Ah whistling

It takes my breath away

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👤︎ u/MYZS
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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My wife frequently gets a stuffy nose

She always says "I can't breathe" to which I always respond "I know, you take my breath away too"

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👤︎ u/Wtayjay
📅︎ Oct 27 2014
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I was outside blowing bubbles with my girlfriend just now

As they flew away I said 'These things really take my breath away'

I got back to back groans

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👤︎ u/MrNoman
📅︎ May 12 2018
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Do I have COVID-19?

Or did you just take my breath away?

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👤︎ u/testpilot123
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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