If Kenny Loggins was to open a budget hotel complex in the woods...

.. Would they be called Kenny Log Inns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumthumsinaction
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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Kenny Loggins Should Do A Song With Kenny Passwords.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HenrysTestiesRbad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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People get excited when I tell them I know Kenny Loggins

But they are always disappointed when I tell them I don’t know his Password

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BertJPDXBKLN
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Kenny Loggins.

It was subtle, and you'll need to know some 80s trivia. It was really bad, but I also think it was pretty clever.

I was driving to Dave and Buster's with my dad, his girlfriend, and my younger siblings when "This Is It" by Kenny Loggins came on the radio.

Dad: "Is this Kenny Loggins? It sounds like him."

Dad's GF: "Yeah, I remember this song. It was before he got big."

Dad: "Ah. He's pretty lucky he cut Footloose, then."

Brother: "What's Footloose?"

Dad's GF: "It was a movie that came out when-"

Me: "Wait... Dammit, Dad."

Dad's GF: "What? ... Oh, God. Really, Chris? Really?"

He spent the rest of the 45 minute ride giggling like a schoolgirl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZTheJerk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2014
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My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing β€œDanger Zone” 7 times in a row.

He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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Which singer never forgets his passwords?

Kenny Loggins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impulsive-ideas
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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Changed all my passwords to Kenny.

Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pugglepoops
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I changed all my passwords to Kenny.

Now I have Kenny Loggins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I changed all my passwords to Kenny.

Now I have all Kenny Loggins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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I just got kicked out of Karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row…

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.

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