Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
No one will listen to White Snake with me
SO here I go again on my own
What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
A White House Staffer Almost Walked in on Press Secretary Jen Psaki using the restroom.
White boards are really amazing...
...in fact, they’re remarkable.
What's white and can't climb a tree?
What’s white and can ruin breakfast?
I saw a news report recently about how a certain thick, white, egg based condiment is secretly being manufactured using horse meat.
The FDA says to listen carefully when you open the jar because the tainted mayo neighs.
Came to the living room and found the TV screen was white.
"Who's watching Peace TV?"
You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?
What did the security officer at White House said to the tourist sitting on the president's chair?
I watched one of those really good black and white movies the other day
Interracial porn is great
Why do great white sharks chase after Superman in the ocean?
Because he has a seal on his chest.
Why is Trump not allowed in the White House anymore?
What’s the perfect name for a baby boy who’s half white, half Indian?
Why do white bears who are attracted to both sexes have mood swings?
Do black and white count as colors?
I cant stop chasing white whales
Pretty fly for a white guy
A white bear was moved to Antarctica
What would Walter White be called if he dealt in ketchup instead of meth?
The Trump White House is so polite these days.
Everyone there is saying “Pardon me” all the time now.
What do you call an overconfident white guy gluing the space between your tiles?
A cocky Caucasian caulker
What is white and extremely disturbing during lunch?
What have Snow White and a pimp got in common?
They both have to deal with a lot of high hoes
Bought a litre and a half of White-Out/Tipp-Ex
Why won’t Trump be able enter the White House on January 21st?
I was part of a class and i total , we were 100 students. I walked up to the front of the class , and wrote :"balloons" on the white board. So...
The other 99 read balloons.
I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...
Why can’t trump go to the White House anymore?
Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?
Cuz they literally can’t even
Pretty fly for a white guy
What does a white hat dropped into the Red Sea become?
Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?
What did the White House say when Trump left and refused to attend the inauguration?
If Trump is afraid and hiding in the White House because of the protestors....
Does this make it a chicken coup?
My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.
Biracial people prove that not everything is black and white.
What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?
What’s the White House cook’s favorite subreddit
What’s white and can’t climb trees?
It doesn't matter if you're black or white, or gay or straight
At the end of the day, it's night.
What’s white and annoying at breakfast?
Why can't Trump enter the White House?
What’s white and annoying at breakfast?
Why can’t Trump go to the White House?
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