Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos

She just really needed a shoulder to crayon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trevor557
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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No one will listen to White Snake with me

SO here I go again on my own

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wushock4
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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What’s black and white and eats like a horse?

A Zebra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Martinonfire
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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A White House Staffer Almost Walked in on Press Secretary Jen Psaki using the restroom.

The P was silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchpeederMan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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White boards are really amazing...

...in fact, they’re remarkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/passlake
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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What's white and can't climb a tree?

A fridge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4236DL
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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What’s white and can ruin breakfast?

Avalanche.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halfblood_god
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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I saw a news report recently about how a certain thick, white, egg based condiment is secretly being manufactured using horse meat.

The FDA says to listen carefully when you open the jar because the tainted mayo neighs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/damiensol
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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Came to the living room and found the TV screen was white.

"Who's watching Peace TV?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emadthegreat
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?

Washington DC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cowslapperz
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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What did the security officer at White House said to the tourist sitting on the president's chair?

"This is forbiden!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/azn_fraz_268
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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I watched one of those really good black and white movies the other day

Interracial porn is great

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Level_Grapes
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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Why do great white sharks chase after Superman in the ocean?

Because he has a seal on his chest.

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πŸ“…︎ May 15
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Why is Trump not allowed in the White House anymore?

Because it's forbiden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juicy_rectum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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What’s the perfect name for a baby boy who’s half white, half Indian?

Rajer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Winterhats
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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Why do white bears who are attracted to both sexes have mood swings?

They are bi polar bears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thkoog
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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Do black and white count as colors?

It's a gray area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Who_GNU
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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I cant stop chasing white whales

It's become AHab-it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luckdragonbelle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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Pretty fly for a white guy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xTrainerRedx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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A white bear was moved to Antarctica

He ended up bipolar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimalexp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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What would Walter White be called if he dealt in ketchup instead of meth?

Heinzenburg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/excalibron
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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The Trump White House is so polite these days.

Everyone there is saying β€œPardon me” all the time now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/world-shaker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What do you call an overconfident white guy gluing the space between your tiles?

A cocky Caucasian caulker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YouMothersSoup
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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What is white and extremely disturbing during lunch?

An avalanche

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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What have Snow White and a pimp got in common?

They both have to deal with a lot of high hoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkRok
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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Bought a litre and a half of White-Out/Tipp-Ex

Big mistake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gorman1982
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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Why won’t Trump be able enter the White House on January 21st?

It’s forbiden

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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I was part of a class and i total , we were 100 students. I walked up to the front of the class , and wrote :"balloons" on the white board. So...

The other 99 read balloons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bloodoolf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...

...happy days!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kublakhan1977
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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Why can’t trump go to the White House anymore?

Because it’s FOR BIDEN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arminfcb10
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?

Cuz they literally can’t even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuckleberry__Finn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Pretty fly for a white guy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackBleedingGray
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What does a white hat dropped into the Red Sea become?

Wet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irishlamb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Dan Rather asks, "Why is the White House suddenly a very polite place to work?" twitter.com/DanRather/sta…
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garth177
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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What did the White House say when Trump left and refused to attend the inauguration?

Ok. Bi-den.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WolfyDaWuf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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If Trump is afraid and hiding in the White House because of the protestors....

Does this make it a chicken coup?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigFrank97
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.

Patrick the Panda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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Biracial people prove that not everything is black and white.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonoHannabira
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?

Bi den.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DancinOnTheMoon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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What’s the White House cook’s favorite subreddit

R/Forbiddensnacks

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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What’s white and can’t climb trees?

A fridge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faithy87
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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It doesn't matter if you're black or white, or gay or straight

At the end of the day, it's night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Speedypanda4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What’s white and annoying at breakfast?

An avalanche

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeepinHunter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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Why can't Trump enter the White House?

Because its forbidden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Upsurge11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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What’s white and annoying at breakfast?

An avalanche

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Why can’t Trump go to the White House?

Because it’s forBiden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nav_the_gamer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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