The Trump White House is so polite these days.
Everyone there is saying “Pardon me” all the time now.
What does a white hat dropped into the Red Sea become?
If Trump is afraid and hiding in the White House because of the protestors....
Does this make it a chicken coup?
Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?
Cuz they literally can’t even
What's black and white and ruled in Rome?
Asked my kids this morning to bring their laundry and separate it into whites and colors. My son holds up some grey sweats and asks which pile.
My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.
Biracial people prove that not everything is black and white.
What's the difference between a white penguin and a black penguin?
A white penguin is coming towards you, while a black penguin is walking away from you.
What kind of watch does Snow White like to wear?
It doesn't matter if you're black or white, or gay or straight
At the end of the day, it's night.
When the White Death loaded his rifle...
The Russians were Finnished
Pretty fly for a white guy
What’s white and can’t climb trees?
Why can’t Trump go to the White House?
In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.
Why can’t Donald trump have the White House
I was telling my friend that brown rice is the same as white rice, but with a criminal record....
He thinks I'm a riceist for saying that.
Trump can’t go to white house anymore coz it’s for-biden
What do you call it when Walter White has a bad trip?
How does poseidon get his robes so white?
“You need a baby gate? Alright, I got one white one and two blacks, which do you want?”
“Dad, you can’t say ‘blacks’ someone might take offense!”
“...It’s not a fence, it’s a gate.”
Not his best thanksgiving day dad joke, but definitely not expected in the moment 😂
What did the black bean say to the white bean?
"Hey dude, how've you bean?"
What do you call it when Vanna White turns a letter other than a consonant?
What is black, white and red all over?
Why can't Trump come back into the white house?
I just saw a couple guys in white face act like they were caught in a trap and can't walk out.
What's white, round and giggles?
My hair used to be black, and now every day more white hairs keeps moving in. This makes me angry, and it makes me sad.
My hair is getting gentrified, and soon, I won't be able to afford it.
Snow White took 6 dwarves to the zoo
What’s big, white, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
What do you call someone who only eats white rice?
Jokes about white sugar are rare.
Jokes about brown sugar, demarara.
What’s black and white and red all over?
How does Snoop Dogg get his whites so white?
"Egg-plant" shirt by me. Never got why the vegetable was called that until I found out that they used to be white and look like goose eggs back in the day
What's another word for a white car?
Why is the White House so filthy?
Because there's hasn't been a hoover in the White House since 1933.
I washed my whites today. They got so clean,