The Trump White House is so polite these days.

Everyone there is saying β€œPardon me” all the time now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/world-shaker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What does a white hat dropped into the Red Sea become?

Wet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irishlamb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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If Trump is afraid and hiding in the White House because of the protestors....

Does this make it a chicken coup?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigFrank97
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?

Cuz they literally can’t even

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuckleberry__Finn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What's black and white and ruled in Rome?

Julius Zebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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Dan Rather asks, "Why is the White House suddenly a very polite place to work?" twitter.com/DanRather/sta…
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Asked my kids this morning to bring their laundry and separate it into whites and colors. My son holds up some grey sweats and asks which pile.

My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Biracial people prove that not everything is black and white.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonoHannabira
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What's the difference between a white penguin and a black penguin?

A white penguin is coming towards you, while a black penguin is walking away from you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What kind of watch does Snow White like to wear?

An Apple Watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AT360306
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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It doesn't matter if you're black or white, or gay or straight

At the end of the day, it's night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Speedypanda4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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When the White Death loaded his rifle...

The Russians were Finnished

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrLazyTiger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Pretty fly for a white guy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackBleedingGray
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What’s white and can’t climb trees?

A fridge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Faithy87
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Why can’t Trump go to the White House?

Because it’s forBiden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nav_the_gamer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.

I'm mass-turd-baiting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Klratz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why can’t Donald trump have the White House

Because it is for biden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GalacticArnav
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I was telling my friend that brown rice is the same as white rice, but with a criminal record....

He thinks I'm a riceist for saying that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Trump can’t go to white house anymore coz it’s for-biden
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamadRajput
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What do you call it when Walter White has a bad trip?

Baking bad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/excalibron
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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How does poseidon get his robes so white?

We washes them with tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadowtheguiri
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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β€œYou need a baby gate? Alright, I got one white one and two blacks, which do you want?”

β€œDad, you can’t say β€˜blacks’ someone might take offense!” β€œ...It’s not a fence, it’s a gate.” Not his best thanksgiving day dad joke, but definitely not expected in the moment πŸ˜‚

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What did the black bean say to the white bean?

"Hey dude, how've you bean?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moralTortilla
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What do you call it when Vanna White turns a letter other than a consonant?

A vowel movement

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What is black, white and red all over?

A penguin in a blender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ur-main-man-gabe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Why can't Trump come back into the white house?

Because its for-biden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreeMemez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I just saw a couple guys in white face act like they were caught in a trap and can't walk out.

Suspicious mimes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuriouslySentient
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What's white, round and giggles?

A tickled onion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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My hair used to be black, and now every day more white hairs keeps moving in. This makes me angry, and it makes me sad.

My hair is getting gentrified, and soon, I won't be able to afford it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Snow White took 6 dwarves to the zoo

None of them were Happy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What’s big, white, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

A fridge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OttoTheGeezer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What do you call someone who only eats white rice?

Ricist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jagginfiniti
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Jokes about white sugar are rare.

Jokes about brown sugar, demarara.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeneralHornbill
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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What’s black and white and red all over?

A bloody nun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Skinless Whites
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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshers2005
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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How does Snoop Dogg get his whites so white?

He uses BLEEEACHHH!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whitney49ers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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"Egg-plant" shirt by me. Never got why the vegetable was called that until I found out that they used to be white and look like goose eggs back in the day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stephaniehuang66
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What's another word for a white car?

Carcasian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huuhhhh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Why is the White House so filthy?

Because there's hasn't been a hoover in the White House since 1933.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wackyzebra43
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I washed my whites today. They got so clean,

it left me bleachless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kartenhouse
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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