No one will listen to White Snake with me
SO here I go again on my own
What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
White boards are really amazing...
...in fact, they’re remarkable.
What's white and can't climb a tree?
What’s white and can ruin breakfast?
I saw a news report recently about how a certain thick, white, egg based condiment is secretly being manufactured using horse meat.
The FDA says to listen carefully when you open the jar because the tainted mayo neighs.
You come to the end of the road. North of you is the red house, west is the green house, east is the blue house. Where is the white house?
What did the security officer at White House said to the tourist sitting on the president's chair?
I watched one of those really good black and white movies the other day
Interracial porn is great
Why do great white sharks chase after Superman in the ocean?
Because he has a seal on his chest.
Why is Trump not allowed in the White House anymore?
What’s the perfect name for a baby boy who’s half white, half Indian?
Why do white bears who are attracted to both sexes have mood swings?
Do black and white count as colors?
I cant stop chasing white whales
If Mary is the mother of Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God
Does that mean that Mary had a little lamb?
A white bear was moved to Antarctica
Pretty fly for a white guy
What would Walter White be called if he dealt in ketchup instead of meth?
I burnt the Hawaiian pizza
i should have cooked it on aloha temperature
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
What do you call an overconfident white guy gluing the space between your tiles?
A cocky Caucasian caulker
The Trump White House is so polite these days.
Everyone there is saying “Pardon me” all the time now.
What is white and extremely disturbing during lunch?
What have Snow White and a pimp got in common?
They both have to deal with a lot of high hoes
Bought a litre and a half of White-Out/Tipp-Ex
Please tell me the most obscure dad joke in your repertoire
Why won’t Trump be able enter the White House on January 21st?
I was part of a class and i total , we were 100 students. I walked up to the front of the class , and wrote :"balloons" on the white board. So...
The other 99 read balloons.
I have very fond memories of my dad arriving home, wearing his white t-shirt, black leather jacket, giving me the thumbs up, and saying 'Ayyyy'...
Why can’t trump go to the White House anymore?
What is a kidnapper’s favorite shoe?
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?
Cuz they literally can’t even
What does a white hat dropped into the Red Sea become?
What's a kidnappers favorite pair of shoes?
Pretty fly for a white guy
What did the White House say when Trump left and refused to attend the inauguration?
Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?
If Trump is afraid and hiding in the White House because of the protestors....
Does this make it a chicken coup?
What’s a kidnappers favorite shoe?
What’s white and annoying at breakfast?
Why can't Trump enter the White House?
What’s white and annoying at breakfast?
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