The Trump White House is so polite these days.
Everyone there is saying “Pardon me” all the time now.
What does a white hat dropped into the Red Sea become?
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
If Trump is afraid and hiding in the White House because of the protestors....
Does this make it a chicken coup?
Why do white girls travel in odd number groups?
Cuz they literally can’t even
What's black and white and ruled in Rome?
A man & his wife were taking a winter stroll & admiring the trees that were glistening white with ice & snow. A stranger walked past them and said, “Beautiful hoar-frost!”
The man replied, “Why thank you kind sir, but my name’s not Frost.”
Asked my kids this morning to bring their laundry and separate it into whites and colors. My son holds up some grey sweats and asks which pile.
My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.
Biracial people prove that not everything is black and white.
What's the difference between a white penguin and a black penguin?
A white penguin is coming towards you, while a black penguin is walking away from you.
What kind of watch does Snow White like to wear?
Pretty fly for a white guy
It doesn't matter if you're black or white, or gay or straight
At the end of the day, it's night.
When the White Death loaded his rifle...
The Russians were Finnished
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux
What’s white and can’t climb trees?
Why can’t Trump go to the White House?
In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.
I was telling my friend that brown rice is the same as white rice, but with a criminal record....
He thinks I'm a riceist for saying that.
What do you call it when Walter White has a bad trip?
How does poseidon get his robes so white?
“You need a baby gate? Alright, I got one white one and two blacks, which do you want?”
“Dad, you can’t say ‘blacks’ someone might take offense!”
“...It’s not a fence, it’s a gate.”
Not his best thanksgiving day dad joke, but definitely not expected in the moment 😂
What did the black bean say to the white bean?
"Hey dude, how've you bean?"
What do you call it when Vanna White turns a letter other than a consonant?
What is black, white and red all over?
William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.
Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
I was kidnapped by mimes once
They did unspeakable things to me
Which animal has the biggest breasts
Why can't Trump come back into the white house?
I just saw a couple guys in white face act like they were caught in a trap and can't walk out.
Which instrument do they play at the white house?
What’s the difference between the police response to Black Lives Matter protests and their response to the Capitol Hill riots?
Well, it’s black and white.
What's white, round and giggles?
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
My hair used to be black, and now every day more white hairs keeps moving in. This makes me angry, and it makes me sad.
My hair is getting gentrified, and soon, I won't be able to afford it.
Snow White took 6 dwarves to the zoo
What’s big, white, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
Why can’t Donald trump have the White House
Trump can’t go to white house anymore coz it’s for-biden
What are a kidnappers favourite type of shoes?
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