Why is Trump not allowed in the White House anymore?

Because it's forbiden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juicy_rectum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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The Trump White House is so polite these days.

Everyone there is saying β€œPardon me” all the time now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/world-shaker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Why won’t Trump be able enter the White House on January 21st?

It’s forbiden

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Why can’t trump go to the White House anymore?

Because it’s FOR BIDEN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arminfcb10
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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What did the White House say when Trump left and refused to attend the inauguration?

Ok. Bi-den.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WolfyDaWuf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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If Trump is afraid and hiding in the White House because of the protestors....

Does this make it a chicken coup?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigFrank97
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?

Bi den.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DancinOnTheMoon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Dan Rather asks, "Why is the White House suddenly a very polite place to work?" twitter.com/DanRather/sta…
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What’s the White House cook’s favorite subreddit

R/Forbiddensnacks

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Why can't Trump come back into the white house?

Because its for-biden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreeMemez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Why is the White House so filthy?

Because there's hasn't been a hoover in the White House since 1933.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wackyzebra43
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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A white-tail keeps showing up at our house doing tricks, trying to impress us to get food...

It's endeering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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The only reason I am voting for Elizabeth Warren is that she will bring stability to the White House. She will never be impeached.

She comes with a warranty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Did you know a white-tail deer can jump higher than the average house?

This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house can't jump.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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The press found out their is a secret vegetable garden in the White House.

The White House leaks made headlines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Donald and Melania Trump Invite Hillary and Bill Clinton to a tour of their redecorated white house.

Donald wants to show off how he changed everything since Bill was president. he shows them all the golden oval office and wants to show Hillary his new situation room and leads her out leaving Bill and Melania alone. After a few minutes Donald and Hillary return to find Bill and Melania having sex on his desk. Hillary shouts "Bill how could you!?" Bill turns and says "Let's be honest this isn't the first time that you caught me having sex in the oval office. At least this time it's with the first lady."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unthgod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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The Red House is 4th from the left, and the Blue House is 8th from the right. Where's the White House?

Washington, D.C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshP99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Burglars have found a way to breach the White House without getting caught.

It was a breakthrough for them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToonyCream
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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Did you know FDR had a naked sea snake as a White House pet?

He called it the nude eel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akfiddlematt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2018
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In February 1989, dogs were banned from the White House until January 1993.

They kept peeing on the Bushes and chasing the Quayles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverStryfe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2016
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Which patriotic singing telegram service would Donald Trump hire for the White House?

Stares and Strips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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Did you hear about the emergency baby delivery in the White House bakery?

That kid's American, born in bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainTudmoke
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2017
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After all the hand-wringing, criticism and 24-hour coverage, Anthony Scaramucci ended up only holding his new job in the White House for a single week...

...It was Mooch ado about nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afeastforgeorge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2017
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Why does the White House not have complimentary pens?

Because Trump is bringing his own Pence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nahomatic11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2017
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Why is Obama taking all the writing instruments out of the White House?

Because Trump is bringing his own Pence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2016
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What phone line does the White House send its official press releases from now?

The alternative fax.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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A chef was invited to the white house to cook breakfast for the president. Before he started though, he was given some words of wisdom by the president himself....

"Break an egg"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmansbufny
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2017
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Why can't Trump enter the White House?

Because its forbidden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Upsurge11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Why can’t Trump go to the White House?

Because it’s forBiden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nav_the_gamer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Why can’t Donald trump have the White House

Because it is for biden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GalacticArnav
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Trump can’t go to white house anymore coz it’s for-biden
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamadRajput
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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