Oval Office Puns

A list of puns related to "Oval Office"

My office space is a cubicle, president of the United States has an oval.

Someone has been cutting corners.

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar
📅︎ Jul 31 2018
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Why does it stink in the Oval Office?

Because Trump loves Putin.

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👤︎ u/rd9777
📅︎ Dec 18 2017
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They had to rename the Oval Office after the Monica Lewinsky incident

It's now called the Oral Office.

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👤︎ u/PCHardware101
📅︎ Feb 27 2017
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Donald and Melania Trump Invite Hillary and Bill Clinton to a tour of their redecorated white house.

Donald wants to show off how he changed everything since Bill was president. he shows them all the golden oval office and wants to show Hillary his new situation room and leads her out leaving Bill and Melania alone. After a few minutes Donald and Hillary return to find Bill and Melania having sex on his desk. Hillary shouts "Bill how could you!?" Bill turns and says "Let's be honest this isn't the first time that you caught me having sex in the oval office. At least this time it's with the first lady."

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👤︎ u/Unthgod
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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