I'm going to start a yacht building business in my attic

Sails should go through the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelthomastr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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My kid dreams of one day living in the attic.

He has lofty ambitions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I just sold a house with ferns throughout and a safe in the attic

The buyers loved that it was fully fernished with a vaulted ceiling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLaBolle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I made a discovery in my attic that my evil house is plotting against me...

I discovered the floor plans!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I’ve started making small boats in my attic...

Sails are through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mpdehnel
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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My friend found an old box of Altoids in his attic, and he is selling it for $200.

It was worth more in mint condition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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This quarantine has provided me the perfect opportunity to start a yacht making company in my attic...

Sails are through the roof!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/void_burglar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Why did the man fill his attic up with Helium?

He wanted a light house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brewdaddy01
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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I started a boat-building business in my attic ...

Now sails are going through the roof

Source: New York Times Crossword Puzzle, Tuesday Sept 24, 2019, 6 Down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/some_lerker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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My friend wants to move into his parents attic...

He has lofty ambitions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Look down your shirt and spell attic...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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β€œSon, go clean the attic.” β€œBut dad, theres asbestos up there!”

β€œJust clean it as-best-os you can.”

Source: my dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brainsonastick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Me: Dad I have bats in my attic

Dad: baseball or softball?

Real life encounter with my dad. The legends are true. Dad jokes prevail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crisp-high-five
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I just won the World Attic Championship as I received my prize, I held my trophy a loft.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattasaurusrrex
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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My buddy recently opened a boat-building workshop in his attic.

Sails are going through the roof!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kyle_is_okay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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I quite my job and have started building catamarans in my attic.

Sails are through the roof.

Edit: Dammit...misspelled quit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarterLawler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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Why would a DJ install a greenhouse in their attic?

To keep rays in the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2017
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What's scarier, attics or basements?

Addicts in your basement.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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I cleaned the attic with your mom yesterday...

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2017
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Started a boat building business in my attic.

The sales are going through the roof!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weealrfc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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I've started a boating business from my attic....

The sails are going through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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I've started a boating business from my attic.

The sails are going through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I started a boating business in my attic..

Sails are through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I started a business building Yachts in my attic

Sails are through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mallander
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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I just started a business building yachts in my attic.

Sails are already through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJoker1988
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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I've started a business making boats in my attic...

Sails are going through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dcsco
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2017
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I started a successful enterprise building yachts in my attic

Sales are through the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jthornborrow21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I started a business building yachts in my attic.

Sails are through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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I started a ship building business in my attic

Sails are going through the roof!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimonDanziger
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I've started a small business building boats in my attic

Sails are going through the roof!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jebpeter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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I started a boat-building business in my attic.

Now sails are going through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I recently opened a yacht business in my attic

Sails are through the roof!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lordranch
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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I've started a business building yachts in my attic.

Sails are going through the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jwhiteboy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year

The sails are going through the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2016
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