I've started a boating business from my attic.
The sails are going through the roof.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
My kid dreams of one day living in the attic.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I just sold a house with ferns throughout and a safe in the attic
The buyers loved that it was fully fernished with a vaulted ceiling
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︎ Oct 16 2020
I made a discovery in my attic that my evil house is plotting against me...
I discovered the floor plans!
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Iβve started making small boats in my attic...
Sails are through the roof.
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︎ May 25 2020
My friend found an old box of Altoids in his attic, and he is selling it for $200.
It was worth more in mint condition.
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︎ May 29 2020
This quarantine has provided me the perfect opportunity to start a yacht making company in my attic...
Sails are through the roof!
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︎ Mar 21 2020
Why did the man fill his attic up with Helium?
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︎ Nov 20 2019
I started a boat-building business in my attic ...
Now sails are going through the roof
Source: New York Times Crossword Puzzle, Tuesday Sept 24, 2019, 6 Down
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︎ Sep 24 2019
My friend wants to move into his parents attic...
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︎ Nov 25 2019
βSon, go clean the attic.β βBut dad, theres asbestos up there!β
βJust clean it as-best-os you can.β
Source: my dad
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︎ Nov 04 2019
Look down your shirt and spell attic...
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︎ May 17 2019
I recently opened a yacht business in my attic
Sails are through the roof!
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︎ Jun 27 2019
Me: Dad I have bats in my attic
Dad: baseball or softball?
Real life encounter with my dad. The legends are true. Dad jokes prevail.
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︎ Jul 25 2019
I just won the World Attic Championship as I received my prize, I held my trophy a loft.
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︎ May 27 2019
My buddy recently opened a boat-building workshop in his attic.
Sails are going through the roof!
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︎ Apr 16 2019
I quite my job and have started building catamarans in my attic.
Sails are through the roof.
Edit: Dammit...misspelled quit
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︎ Jun 01 2018
Why would a DJ install a greenhouse in their attic?
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︎ Sep 23 2017
What's scarier, attics or basements?
Addicts in your basement.
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︎ Jul 27 2017
I cleaned the attic with your mom yesterday...
Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
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︎ Jan 09 2017
I started a boating business in my attic..
Sails are through the roof.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I just started a business building yachts in my attic.
Sails are already through the roof.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
I started a business building Yachts in my attic
Sails are through the roof.
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︎ Nov 17 2018
I started a successful enterprise building yachts in my attic
Sales are through the roof
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︎ Sep 11 2019
I started a business building yachts in my attic.
Sails are through the roof.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
I've started a business making boats in my attic...
Sails are going through the roof.
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︎ Apr 16 2017
I've started a small business building boats in my attic
Sails are going through the roof!
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︎ Jul 10 2019
I started a boat-building business in my attic.
Now sails are going through the roof.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
I started a ship building business in my attic
Sails are going through the roof!
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︎ May 11 2019
I've started a business building yachts in my attic.
Sails are going through the roof.
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︎ Aug 31 2017
I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year
The sails are going through the roof
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︎ Dec 25 2016
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