I would put a star wars joke
But I don't wanna force it
Can a ninja throw a throwing star?
What do you call a Star Trek android with scoliosis?
A two-star officer was so vain about how good he looked in the updated uniform...
...he ordered all flare guns to be loaded with an action figure in his likeness. That's right:
the Very model of a modern major general.
Disney just announced a Star Wars and Pirates of the Caribbean crossover
I'm looking forward to seeing Arrgghh-2-D2.
Who is the dirtiest, smelliest pop star?
What does every Star Trek fan ask for from a mobile network?
My dealer got me the last of this in-demand strain called Death Star.
He says I'm lucky before he Alderaan out.
Which Star Wars character works in a restaurant?
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and thinking to myself....
Where the fuck is my roof ?
Like in Star Wars, things will work out for you
With Luke on your side.
Always look on the light side of the life force.
I was watching Star Trek: The Next Generation on my mobile and the feed shut off.
I got a text from my mobile provider saying I’d exceeded my monthly Data allowance.
Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...
...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper
Just a reminder that it's only "Star Wars Day" if....
In honor of Star Wars Day (May The Fourth), here’s a themed dad joke!
Did you know the temperature of a Bacta tank is lukewarm?
My son asked me why is there space between earth and stars?
Because earthandstars is hard to read.
My son Luke loves it that we named all our kids after Star Wars characters...
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.
Our son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as an inspiration when naming our kids.
His sister Chewbacca is less thrilled.
I was outside, laying down, at night, admiring the stars and the moon
My wife screamed at me, "You're obsessed with those Star Wars movies. I've had enough. I'm leaving you."
"May divorce be with you!!" I replied.
What did the blackhole say to the star before eating it?
I've got the body of a porn star....
All my clothes says XXXX.
Ms Wilson, Australian star of the Pitch Perfect movies has announced she no longer believes in Santa.
She is a Rebel without a Claus.
What do you call a neon sheep in the Star Wars universe?
Chewbacca of Star Wars was once a great baseball player in The Major Leagues. . . . . .
Seriously, he won Wookie of the year.
I had a Wookie burger at a Star Wars cafe
Who stared as Han Solo in the Scandinavian remake of Star Wars?
My spouse left me because of my obsession with Star Wars.
Divorce is strong with this one.
William Shatner, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched women’s underwear business...
Apparently, nobody was interested in buying ‘Shatner Panties’.
Jesus Christ Snooker Star.
Skeptic: This ninja star can never fit through that gap!
I promised my new girlfriend the sun, the moon and the stars....
So, I took her to the planetarium.
I recently played in a Star Wars themed cricket match.
Every time the ball was delivered the Umpire struck back.
My favorite Star Wars character is a philosopher
Ever since the Death Star blew up, Anakin has taken to the NY Stock Exchange
What is the name of the big hairy guy in a redneck Star Wars remake?
Tell a man there are three hundred billion stars in the universe, and he believes you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he has to touch it to be sure.
My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.
My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.