Nova Puns

DunklePuniness Syndrome is spreading and is highly contagious, it is spread by communicating, it is capable of traveling through any form of media. Symptoms are very miner at first a few light puns no biggy but then symptoms quickly escalate to major room silencing Nuclear Puns or the worst of The Soul Destroying Social Life Ending Nova Pun. So please watch those people who use puns and comment quickly to help them see what is happening to them, this syndrome can be beaten it we all help each other. Remember Dunklepuniness is a life destroying syndrome. This has been a PSA from the Dunklepuniness Society.

As some of you may know, she will be going to court on Tuesday over outstanding charges for her assault on the transit officer. I thought I'd post a quick update as one of my colleagues at work started to follow her on Instagram, inspired by a few Redditors, to see 1. some of the crazy shit she posts and 2. how things would go regarding everything she's got herself into.

It appears that Rebel "News" decided to use her as fundraising fodder and never really intended to help her fight the case (no surprise here, seeing as the far right loves to take advantage of the vulnerable), as this is what she said in one of her most recent posts. I have copied* this word-for-word including almost every writing and formatting error (as it seems like Reddit doesn't show any of the double spaces present in the original text):

> MAY 11th /2021/2:00 pm . I have Court At The VANCOUVER Hornby Street Court House if Anyone wants to Come Support me . These are For The TICKETS/ FINES The Police Officer who Viscously and Brutally ASSAULTED me December 5th 2020 gave me . You know The Tickets and Fines That REBEL NEWS was supposed to help me Fight but Left me on My OWN after they Collected all the Crowd Funding and Donations and KEPT that was supposed to be to Help Me to Fight The Fines !!! I could Really Use some Extra Support !!!

It seems more likely now that her trial may end in prosecution as she no longer has as much support as she originally thought she did. Tuesday looks like it's shaping up to be an interesting day.

*Her writeup was posted as an image on IG (plus my colleague sent it to me as a screenshot so I was working with an image either way) meaning I actually had to type all that out. The shitty punctuation and capitalisation mess made it quite a chore.

UPDATE FOR ANYONE COMING BACK TODAY AND WONDERING WHAT THE VERDICT WAS: application to supreme court granted and order for sentencing made.

Also, see this

This got me really riled up for some reason and I don’t think it was warranted at all. It just seems like a low thing to do after all the work and anticipation that the project has undergone. Anyone who follows Dale Jr on Twitter knows the Nova has been THE passion project of his for the past few years. FOX choosing to ignore it during the pace laps (when they always show wide shots of the field and even mention the pace car) is classless.

Did NBC not talk about Jeff Gordon or interview him when he was driving the #88 car in 2016 even though he was under contract with a competing network? No. Just because Junior works for the “opposition” doesn’t mean you deprive the fans at home something really cool and exciting like this.

#Community Goals • /r/EliteCG • Inara

Open warfare has begun in the Paresa system between Nova Imperium and the League of Mandu, a Federal faction.

Imperator Hadrian Augustus Duval has been accused of masterminding the NMLA starport bombings, according to evidence provided to ACT.

Admiral Natalia Lee, commanding the Harmony's Shield megaship, declared: "The Empire refuses to arrest a Duval, even when he and his organisation are brutal terrorists. In the name of the hundreds of thousands of Federal citizens they murdered, we will enact justice."

Hadrian Duval made an announcement from Dyson City, the home station of Nova Imperium: "This invasion of Imperial space is based on false information. The Federation does not have the right to act as our judge, jury and executioner. I call upon the Empire to come to our defence, as stipulated in the Treaty of Paresa."

Nova Imperium is an isolationist group that believes in retaining Imperial traditions and severing all ties with other superpowers.

Hadrian Duval is the illegitimate grandson of Emperor Hengist, whose heritage was officially acknowledged last November.

ACT is currently working to verify claims that the Neo-Marlinist Order of Mudhrid aided the NMLA on Imperator Duval's instructions.

The two factions have set out seven-day campaigns, which will end early on Thursday the 13th of May 3307.

###Fight For The Nova Imperium

The Nova Imperium has asked pilots to support its efforts by handing in Combat Bonds at Dyson City in the Paresa system.

• System = Paresa
• Station = Dyson City
• Objective = Combat Bonds
• Commodity List = Combat Bonds
• Current / Target = 0 / 300,000,000,000
• Expires = In 7 Days

###Fight For The Federation With The League Of Mandu

The League of Mandu has asked Federal auxiliaries to support its efforts by handing in Combat Bonds at the Harmony's Shield megaship in the Paresa system.

• System = Paresa
• Station = Harmony's Shield
• Objective = Combat Bonds
• Commodity List = Combat Bonds
• Current / Target = 0 / 300,000,000,000
• Expires = In 7 Days

Let warlocks pissblast bosses and majors, too! :)

Isn't it insane sometimes how rich towns like Fairfax and Vienna and Clifton and other NOVA cities are? I was just in Vienna today and I was astounded at how developed and paradise-y it its. It's like the quintessential rich suburb... Everybody has a shiny new car and everything is just shiny and new in general. Want to ask how is NOVA in relation to other rich places/cities you have been in in the US (like how does it rank in comparison to other rich cities)? What are your thoughts on NOVA's affluence..?

Isso revela algo importante para o lore brasileiro: O zé gotinha, na verdade, não é o unico da sua espécie, como previamente acreditávamos. Talvez existam milhões de seres iguais a ele vivendo em cavernas subterrâneas, ou no coração da floresta amazônica, mas por qualquer motivo eles não querem contato conosco. Por enquanto parece que só o governo sabe da localização desses seres míticos, e também de seus hábitos.

A campanha também indiretamente confirma o fato que o Zé Gotinha é, ou já foi, sexualmente ativo. Não creio que a espécie do Zé bote ovo como os pinguins.

Discutam.

Yesterday was the final day that TAMU ran the Nova RTS Buses, with all being decommissioned.

Don't know what the Nova RTS is? This campus classic of a bus:

https://preview.redd.it/scohp0j6kjy61.jpg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=effeccbf93678e4a1d33d68b93517c38ff71bb53

Thanks for the memories <3

Estava a vender um artigo no OLX... E recebo esta mensagem:

https://imgur.com/a/6tUqe81

O Site:

https://imgur.com/a/L4xrMmV

Primeira vez que me aparece uma tentativa destas.. Isto está muito evoluído.

I am calling on all Warlocks to run Nova Warp / Void Walker until we get a meaningful TWAB about Warlock or class tuning. No more well of radiance easy mode for LFG, strikes, or matchmaking. Let's see how "IP-defining" Titan and Hunter are classes when they're struggling to save alive and buffed.

Warlocks complaining about nerfs and handicaps is as consistent as another week another TAWB. We use the Bungie Suggestion flair, we show the math, and we are a vocal about it. Our rewards are a hunter buff while we continue to be taken advantage of in fireteams.

Remember this. The people you're trying to step on, we're everyone you depend on...

• That easy Taniks one phase, who makes it possible? Oh, Warlocks dropping a well while wearing a Warlock exotic. I like to see you use those slug shotties without lunafaction. How many of you got Eyes of Tomorrow because you had a warlock in your fireteam?
• Flawless raid and dungeons run? It would be a real shame you didn't have a healer
• Not cheesing Chamber of Suffering in Pit of Hersey? How many times has a Warlock been clutch for you?
• Grandmaster & Master Night Falls without a Warlock running warlock and Phoenix Protocol? I hope you like extra hard mode while going plaid on difficulty
• Two manning a dungeon or teaching raids? Jeez, warlocks seem to be a great clutch with all that healing and damage buff
• That Riven sword cheese? Dare I say, Warlocks often drop a well for that

So Warlocks, PVE needs us and we need to take the power back. First nova warp and now shadebinder, we need more than talking. Change comes from action and we need to play the same game as Bungie.

We are going to drive Nova Wrap usage rates up. Bungie is then going to do what they always do, buff another class to see more usage rate and then nerf the offending class. Well tricks on you Bungie, Nova Warp is already nerfed into the ground, what is another six feet if another subclass can live?

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Edit #1: Thanks for the gold!

Edit #2: Top post on hot, we have the momentum now. Actions are louder than words. Go out this weekend and play Nova Warp to death. And since we'll be facing stasis titans and hunters, many of us will be dying often. Do you remember when the Lord of Wolves made the wolves run wild? Let's paint Destiny the color purple this weekend. Titans, our non-hunter brethren, reach for those purple crayons. Hunters, mid-tree stalker this weekend, don't tether us out of warp...we

Edit: Title should be paid sick days. Oops

Just curious why we haven't seen the same uproar about this as we did in Ontario.

Yes, we're smaller, but it's the same issue: The virus spreads in indoor work places, specifically the crowded ones of lower-income working class. People are likely going to work sick because they have to.

Why aren't we fighting louder for this? Is there particular history on this subject which makes it more difficult here?

DunklePuniness Syndrome is spreading and is highly contagious, it is spread by communicating, it is capable of traveling through any form of media. Symptoms are very miner at first a few light puns no biggy but then symptoms quickly escalate to major room silencing Nuclear Puns or the worst of The Soul Destroying Social Life Ending Nova Pun. So please watch those people who use puns and comment quickly to help them see what is happening to them, this syndrome can be beaten it we all help each other. Remember Dunklepuniness is a life destroying syndrome. This has been a PSA from the Dunklepuniness Society.