Will you hurt your eyes if you look at the stars for too long?
This is a Sirius question.
In a vote for my favourite film of the Star Wars franchise ...
... ‘Solo’ would win Hans down.
(I’m sure that’s been done before but it’s new to me. Sorry if that’s the case! Meanwhile I am trying to come up with a version about who shot first - Han or Greedo - but Solo had one Han up and the other under the table, so not both Hans and not really “down” either. Shucks)
After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?" Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.
He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
My mother told me that my father couldn't remember the word for ninja stars.
"Sure he can" I told her.
Meeting famous YouTube stars at PAX East calls for all the puns...
My friend can’t remember the name for ninja stars
"Sure he can" I thought.
Credit to u/phillip_gloomberry for revising the joke.
Just saw the star of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend preform in London for the first and (maybe) only time.
It was a 'once in Bloom moon' experience.
The other day someone asked if I could name the Japanese term for those ninja throwing stars.
The actor for Skywalker in Star Wars made a lot of money from his work in the franchise.
One might say, it was Lucrative.
For star wars day this past weekend I made cookies in the shape of a wookie.
They were a little Chewey.
At the pre-screen for Solo, a Star Wars Story. They gave us these in our cup holders. I love nerds. I love puns.
What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars for the first time in 4K?
With the trailer for the new Star Wars finally being released, I hope they finally bring up Darth Vader’s wife.
Ella.
Their relationship really had it’s ups and downs.
Bruce Willis will probably star in action movies for the rest of his career.
You know what they say about old habits...
How did Chewbaca obtain blueprints for the Death Star?
Hey can you tell me what the proper name for a ninja star is?
My dad just walked into the living room and said “I went to buy tickets for Star Wars but all they had were Solo seats”.
What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
I tried out for the Star Wars Baseball team
I didn't make it, tested positive for Droids
The brothel where the ex-NBA star overdosed may have to close its doors for good...
Because they never received the money that Lamar Odom.
After the success of the new Star Wars movie, if Daisy Ridley looks for more money for the next film, and Disney say no ...
they'll call her Raisy Didley.
Did you hear that there were two competing titles for the new Star Wars movie?
First day of summer... The stars aligned for this one!
Girlfriend: We should go to a 5 Seconds To Summer concert! [one of her favorite bands]
Me: We're too late. That would've been at 11:55:55 PM last night.
Girlfriend: ... oooOOOHHH because today is the first day of summer on the calendar!
My dad, on the seats he got us for Star Wars
We have fighter jet seats
F17, F18
Idea for the next Star Trek TV show: back to classic Trek. The newest Enterprise, exploring the galaxy. Twist: it's crewed entirely by aliens
Star Trek: the Mex Generation
My dad just sent me this. " Today's Windsor Star says that Wiz Khalifa was arrested for public urination behind a bar in the United States."
After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, why was R2D2 so dirty?" Puzzled, I asked him what he meant.
He replied, "Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!"
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