I hear they are making a new Star Trek movie about the crew stealing the Enterprise and going to a planet to search for a mythical spoon with tines...
It's Star Trek: The Search for Spork
Last night as I lay in bed staring at the stars I thought to myself
Where the heck is the ceiling?
A husband and wife were at a marriage counselor. The wife complained, "he only talks about Star Wars! I've had it. I'm leaving him!" The counselor turned to the husband: "well?"
The husband looked at his wife and said, "divorce is strong with this one."
My wife broke up with me at the star wars celebration. An anakin cosplayer came up to me, put his hand on my shoulder, and said...
As I lay in bed, looking up at the many thousands of stars in the night sky, I think to myself...
WHAT IN THE HECK HAPPENED TO MY ROOF?
What did the shooting star say to the journalist?
The Roman army never fell. They instead moved to the nearest star system.
They became the Alpha Centurions.
An homage to a one-time teen star suspended from the Muppet*Vision ceiling, Disney World
If the family that popularized gull-winged doors had a baby girl, and they wanted to name her in honor of Star Wars...
She could be Amanda Mandalorian DeLorean
You know, sometimes, as I lie in bed, looking up into the great night sky, counting each star and watching the moon slowly float by, I think to myself:
"Where the fuck is my roof?"
Earlier, I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention disguised as the starship's doctor.
Security soon twigged I wasn't the real McCoy
a star walks into a black hole and doesn't seemed phazed. the black hole turns to the star and says...
...i don't think you understand the gravity of the situation...
What did they say to Trump during the screening of Star Wars?
The Senate will decide your fate.
The next Disney+ project, is a Star Wars/ Back to the Future crossover. Deer Brown gets a bounty hunter to stay in the car.
That way, they'll always have the Manned Delorean available.
Star Wars / Back to the Future crossover bio pic coming soon
Why did the stars who had been together forever finally decide to break up?
Maybe aliens exist but they decided not to come to Earth when they checked the reviews and saw that it only has one star
Took the family to the Star Trek museum today, and we were the 10,000th visitor.
I wanted to see the new Star Wars movie today, but every showing was sold out
What is the hardest part to clean of a Star Wars ship?
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself,
“My roof has disappeared”
The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
What did the papaya say to the annoying star fruit?
Star Wars x Back to the Future
Think of a dark future where humanity has to take to the stars because earth is no longer inhabitable.
Where do the Borg from Star Trek go to eat?
Why did the banana want to star in the movies?
I asked my son what he wanted to eat at the NBA all star game
I really didn't want to go to the Star Wars party
But my friends are very forceful
If you like dad jokes, and the prequels from Star Wars, come on over to r/prequeldadjokes!
Did you hear Jeff Bridges is going to star in the remake of Red October?
People thought he would be excited but he's been pretty Subdude.
What did the propeller say to the movie star?
It's nice to meet you. I'm a huge fan.
When I was little, we went to an outdoor lecture featuring the original cast of Star Trek. I was especially excited to see Bones. Unfortunately, we were seated toward the side of the amphitheater, where huge oaks had been planted to frame the stage.
As a result, I couldn't see DeForest through the trees
If you are unable to see the morning star...
Does that make you a Venetian blind?
TIFU wearing my Chewbacca costume to the Star Trek convention.
My dad just walked into the living room and said “I went to buy tickets for Star Wars but all they had were Solo seats”.
I like to keep a photo of the Sun on my phone. When people ask me if I have any kids, I start telling 'em about my son and how bright he is. I then pull out the phone to show them the photo. "He's my star," I conclude with a smile.
The Death Star doesnt seem like the most uplifting place to work. They should consider an...
Why did the fruit theatre company not pick the melon to star in Romeo and Juliette?
The brothel where the ex-NBA star overdosed may have to close its doors for good...
Because they never received the money that Lamar Odom.
I entered a competition where first place was a trip to the moon, and second place you got a star named after you.
I lost and got the constellation prize.
Idea for the next Star Trek TV show: back to classic Trek. The newest Enterprise, exploring the galaxy. Twist: it's crewed entirely by aliens
Star Trek: the Mex Generation
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself,
“My roof has disappeared.”
When the councilor asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage, she said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns...
I look at therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
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