Dome Puns

Wait till some one asks why you did that.

"I needed to make the car lighter to climb this hill"

Someone yelled back from the other side of camp. “YO SEND ME TEA.!”

Turned out it was just its dopplerganger.

https://m.imgur.com/a/QTmxp

... they can call it the freedome.

Because if they didn’t, they’d be unorthodox.

My dad - "Listen son, Dome was not built in a day"

Well deserved. Take a Bao.

Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance

Because it's the Dome of the Rock.

You know, they have apse for that.

Dome Dome Dome DOME, Dome Dome Dome DOME...

I couldn’t be bothered to nickel-and-dome my dad. edit: nickel-and-dime*

I mean--What are the chances?

In a con-dome...

I pulled out my phone and went to IMDB.

Me: He’s a... I think Finnish director, Dome Karukoski.

Dad: Well then who’s the start director?

Me:... the what?

Dad: If he’s the Finnish director, who’s the start director?

The turn of my head and hate in my eyes made him chuckle for five minutes.

Dad: That was priceless. 👏👏👏

When I was little, some of the first wind farms were going up in CA along 101. Dad would tell us that the "propeller farms" were where new propellers trained before they could be put onto an airplane.

Every once in a while, we saw workers on the hillside pulling one down and he's say, Oh, look! That one graduated!" Yeah, that sold it for us.

Being a good Dad, my own wee young'uns had all been instructed in the ways of propeller farming.

This evening, well over decade later, my daughter starts laughing her ass off and shaking her head. "OMG, Dad. Those are not propeller farms!"

...a devil lived inside a palin-dome

Him: "Anybody, got a light?"

Me: Flips on dome light.

Him: "Thanks, smart ass."

Dad: Don't forget to pack the dome tent.

Mum: But doesn't it have a hole in it?

Dad: Yeah but it's OK, it only leaks when it's raining