Do you struggle to find domed recesses in cathedrals these days?

You know, they have apse for that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowmansni
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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What do you call a light-toned sphere?

A PalenDome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dclxviazazel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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(Turn the dome light on in the car before you start climbing a hill)

Wait till some one asks why you did that.

"I needed to make the car lighter to climb this hill"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J0sz3fB0Y
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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Congratulations to director Domee Shee and her Pixar crew for winning Best Animated Short at the Oscars!

Well deserved. Take a Bao.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cracksilog
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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My wife said last night "You treat our marriage like it's some sort of game"

Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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There were a couple of miners make their way to SF. They set up camp for the night underneath a giant half dome. One of the miners was going to make coffee. He ask if anyone else wanted something to drink

Someone yelled back from the other side of camp. β€œYO SEND ME TEA.!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandyHoey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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The other day I saw a dome that looked like a Doppler radar.

Turned out it was just its dopplerganger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psinsyd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Why is Dwayne Johnson's head revered by the Muslim faith?

Because it's the Dome of the Rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spudquake
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I went to Yosemite and got a good pic of Half Dome

https://m.imgur.com/a/QTmxp

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Instead of a border wall, the US should build a dome...

... they can call it the freedome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sozialabfall
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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Why do Orthodox churches have onion domes?

Because if they didn’t, they’d be unorthodox.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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We recently had a Dome-like structure constructed in front of our house.

My dad - "Listen son, Dome was not built in a day"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jingoist101
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2017
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Why is Beethoven's 5th Symphony the Martian national anthem?

Dome Dome Dome DOME, Dome Dome Dome DOME...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aqua_zesty_man
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Propeller Farms

When I was little, some of the first wind farms were going up in CA along 101. Dad would tell us that the "propeller farms" were where new propellers trained before they could be put onto an airplane.

Every once in a while, we saw workers on the hillside pulling one down and he's say, Oh, look! That one graduated!" Yeah, that sold it for us.

Being a good Dad, my own wee young'uns had all been instructed in the ways of propeller farming.

This evening, well over decade later, my daughter starts laughing her ass off and shaking her head. "OMG, Dad. Those are not propeller farms!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kpetrie77
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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I wanted a dollar but I only got $0.85

I couldn’t be bothered to nickel-and-dome my dad. edit: nickel-and-dime*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnkaaYT
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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My son failed his statistics exam last term.

I mean--What are the chances?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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Where do sperm play football?

In a con-dome...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifelonglifter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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Dad asked who was directing the new Tolkien movie...

I pulled out my phone and went to IMDB.

Me: He’s a... I think Finnish director, Dome Karukoski.

Dad: Well then who’s the start director?

Me:... the what?

Dad: If he’s the Finnish director, who’s the start director?

The turn of my head and hate in my eyes made him chuckle for five minutes.

Dad: That was priceless. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lizardio11228
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Once upon a time...

...a devil lived inside a palin-dome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pungunner98
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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Got my friend in the car today.

Him: "Anybody, got a light?"

Me: Flips on dome light.

Him: "Thanks, smart ass."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanj88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2014
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So the family is going camping...

Dad: Don't forget to pack the dome tent.

Mum: But doesn't it have a hole in it?

Dad: Yeah but it's OK, it only leaks when it's raining

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSamKing
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2013
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