A list of puns related to "Parabola"

What do baby parabolas drink?

A quadratic formula.

What do baby parabolas drink?

Quadratic Formula!

Maybe this is more of a mom joke...

Edit: this isnβt my joke. I thought this sub might enjoy it though

Why was the therapist mad at the negative parabola?

Because it didnβt open up.

Paradox

If you're having auto-correct problems, I feel bad for you son.

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What does a baby parabola drink?

Quadratic formula.

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