Parabola Puns

A list of puns related to "Parabola"

What do baby parabolas drink?

Quadratic Formula!

Maybe this is more of a mom joke...

Edit: this isn’t my joke. I thought this sub might enjoy it though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemontolole
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Why was the therapist mad at the negative parabola?

Because it didn’t open up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russian_Empire
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Paradox
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sheepherder226
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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If you're having auto-correct problems, I feel bad for you son.

I've got 99 parabolas Burr bite ab it onedirectionfan69@yahoo.com

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2017
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What does a baby parabola drink?

Quadratic formula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDogg323
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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What do baby parabolas drink?

Quadratic Formula!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cale-k
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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