Hypotenuse Puns

A list of puns related to "Hypotenuse"

When I was a teenager, I tried really hard to find the hypotenuse of a circle

That's when I realized it is pointless.

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👤︎ u/Rpdaca
📅︎ Jan 22 2021
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In some religions, dividing the opposite side by the hypotenuse is a sin
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👤︎ u/Adam-P-D
📅︎ May 05 2019
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Why was the ratio of the side opposite an angle to the hypotenuse sick?

Because it had sine-flu.

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👤︎ u/Tiramisuafficionado
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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After failing the test on Pythagoras' Theorem, I wanted to die.

So Hypotenuse.

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👤︎ u/Power_Burger
📅︎ May 13 2020
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Did you hear the one about the hypnotist mathematician?

He tried to hypotenuse everyone.

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👤︎ u/coolidiot2000
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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What did the mathematician use to hang himself?

A hypotenuse

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👤︎ u/lavender_larva
📅︎ Jun 21 2019
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'Wanna hear something dodgy?' asked my girlfriend with an air of uncertainty.

I said, 'Sure.'

She sighed.

'I saw you and your ex studying Pythagoras' theorem in the library.'

'Oh, you did?' I asked.

She paused. 'So, how do you explain that?'

'Easily,' I replied. 'It's when the square on the hypotenuse of a right-angled triangle is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides.'

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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What do you call a rope for hanging plants ?

A hypotenuse

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👤︎ u/wiscowelders
📅︎ May 07 2019
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What’s the dirtiest word in geometry?

Hypotenuse, because it is between two legs.

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👤︎ u/coffeegrounds55
📅︎ Mar 26 2018
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