Why wonβt triangles go on dates with circles?

Theyβre pointless.

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π€︎ u/Calm_Fan_381
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I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....

It was always just one ting after another.

Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. Iβm glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.

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π€︎ u/ThroneDiscs
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Triangles...?

Whatβs the point?

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π€︎ u/spencers_sensor
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What do you call a triangle thats had too much to drink?

A wrecked angle

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π€︎ u/Craftninja7
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What happens when 2 triangles fight?

They square off.

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I was asked to play the triangle in our local symphony orchestra! But I quit because . . .

It was just one ting after another.

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π€︎ u/urkdor73
π︎ Nov 30 2020
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Where did the triangle go to mend its bones?

The orthocentre

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π€︎ u/theboredspy
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What did the triangle say to the circle?

Youβre pointless

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π€︎ u/Seeed420
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Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...

So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.

"What this, Ed?"

"A line?" the boy replied.

"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."

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π€︎ u/alkaath
π︎ Nov 09 2020
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A shout out to the guy who played the triangle with our band for the last few years...

Thanks for every ting.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Sep 10 2020
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I saw a deaf triangle with an unknown angle

So I Sined to it

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π€︎ u/owenthetechie
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What do you call the side of a triangle in the savanna?

Hyppopotenus

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What did the circle say to the triangle?

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π€︎ u/lvrcerosis
π︎ Sep 29 2020
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Why does school talk about triangles so much?

Some people don't get the point.

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π€︎ u/DatGamerAgain_YT
π︎ Sep 19 2020
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What did the equilateral triangle say to the isoceles triangle after getting insulted...

You slanterer...

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π€︎ u/Rysefin
π︎ Jul 21 2020
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Instead of going to the beach, many mathematicians are dividing the opposite side of a right triangle over the adjacent side

They say it's a better way to get a tan.

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π€︎ u/CyborgNumber42
π︎ Dec 20 2019
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I could not think of the name for the triangle that holds the balls in a pool game...

No matter how hard I racked my brain.

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π€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
π︎ Feb 07 2020
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Did you know? When painters aren't suffering they often play their triangle

That's because when you remove pain from painting all that remains is a *ting

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NICEosceles triangle

https://preview.redd.it/y3subaqngn541.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=382429762c75bae7dcd276e761a55aa507d5ebda

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Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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π€︎ u/kickypie
π︎ Dec 22 2019
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What is the secret triangle-based code of mathematicians?

SIN language

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π€︎ u/OrikamiPanio
π︎ Feb 06 2020
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My daughter asked me why I got a tattoo of a triangle

Because its edgy.

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π€︎ u/Rincewind401
π︎ Nov 18 2019
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Don't argue with a 90-degree triangle.

It's always right.

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I told my daughter I could draw a 5 sided triangle.

She didn't believe me.

https://imgur.com/a/BVLCm

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π€︎ u/breakone9r
π︎ Mar 27 2018
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Fired the guy who played the triangle from my Reggae band today

It was just one ting after another with him.

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What does a right triangle and Matthew McConaughey have in common?

All right All right.

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π€︎ u/ConfidentDuck1
π︎ Nov 22 2019
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When it comes to learning Geometry, I am ok with triangles, squares, and rectangles.

But when it comes to two unconnected vertices, thatβs where I draw the line.

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π€︎ u/porichoygupto
π︎ Sep 21 2019
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I was once in a Rasta band. I played the triangle.

I just stood at the back and ting

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π€︎ u/gracemk1
π︎ Jul 21 2019
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I saw a girl with a Triangle tattoo...

I asked if she played it or if it was "cymbal-ic"

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π€︎ u/TimmyV90
π︎ May 31 2019
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How did the triangle kill the square?

With a hypote-noose!

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π€︎ u/Soosoos19926
π︎ Feb 05 2019
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That space behind your laptop, where you put stuff and then can't find it, is the compuda triangle.
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π€︎ u/viklas76
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Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?

Because it was more than 90Β°

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My children are now under the assumption that "Dorito" is Spanish for "Orange Triangle". Lunchtime mission accomplished.
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π€︎ u/DrawForChange
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π€︎ u/Ejaks
π︎ Oct 12 2018
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A triangle and a circle are having a fight.

The first thing the triangle says is βYouβre pointless!β

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π€︎ u/StagMusic
π︎ Apr 28 2019
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I used to play the triangle in a reggae band

I left because it was just one ting after another

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π€︎ u/schiggy182
π︎ Feb 17 2021
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I used to play the triangle in a Reggae band but I left though

It was just one ting after another.

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π€︎ u/RebellionRob75
π︎ Dec 30 2020
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A reggae band signed me up to play the triangle

I just stand at the back and ting

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π€︎ u/Josh2807
π︎ Oct 19 2020
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What did the Triangle say to the Circle?

Youβre pointless.

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π€︎ u/lvrcerosis
π︎ Mar 03 2020
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I just got a job playing the triangle in a reggae band

I just stand at the back and ting.

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π€︎ u/metalmarky82
π︎ Feb 22 2020
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I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but I left...

It was just one ting after another.

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π€︎ u/PositiveSolution
π︎ Nov 14 2019
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I grew tired of playing triangle in a band

it was just one ting after another.

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π€︎ u/LordJimsicle
π︎ Jul 13 2018
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I used to play the triangle in a reggae band..... I had to quit,it was just one ting after another
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π€︎ u/jimmysquirrel
π︎ Jul 04 2019
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I once played the triangle in a reggae band but I left

It was just one ting after another

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π€︎ u/yeahlte
π︎ Oct 18 2018
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I used to play triangle in a reggae band but eventually left...

...it was just one ting after another

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π€︎ u/sirlukethemodest
π︎ Nov 11 2019
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I used to play triangle in a Jamaican reggae band.

I had to quit because it was one ting after another

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π€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
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