It was acute triangle, I must admit!
I don't know y.
Therapist: "Why?" Me: [screams]
Dunno why the she had to throw shade on my pursuit...
Therapist: Why ?
Patient: Yes!
Don’t know y but I’m to scared to find out.
Only problem is, it keeps me up at night.
I chose the ladder.
He was just a whittle guy
Guess I was supposed to lei it.
Tell-tale sign
But when it comes to two unconnected vertices, that’s where I draw the line.
Step 1.
I went to buy a bed and the sales lady asked me if it was for me. I told her that it was and she the asked how I usually sleep. I told her I usually sleep horizontally since vertically doesn’t really work for me....
When they answered the door to give him candy, I had him say "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" or "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" and "I'm allergic to candy, do you have any sardines?"
He also stood facing away from the door for some.
He got a lot of laughs, a door slammed in his face and an offer for spicy mustard sardines.
Video: Halloween dad joke: http://youtu.be/Mp3IBlZnfFw (Forgive the vertical. I was trying to be discrete so not to contaminate the proceedings.)
Parents were visiting for the holiday, my dad and I were talking about a little project we wanted to do. He said "I might be willing to do that if I was so inclined" He was standing up, so I paused and said "Well, you look pretty vertical right now, so I guess that's a no"
A short while later, I had run some errands, and when I came home, my dad was laying on the couch. I asked him about the project, since he was now inclined.
https://youtu.be/03MFDa-9Q28
Sorry for vertical video :(
I was playing a vid on youtube, a neighbor down the road has published a new song. My sister sister sits down at the end of the table and asks if I can turn the laptop about 90 degrees, I grab the laptop and flip it 90 degrees vertical so the screen points towards the table.
If eyes could kill...
Therapist: Why? Me: Screams
