Why are mountains so funny ?
Because they are hill areas.
Anyone listened to the mountain joke?
If not u should cause it’s hil-arious
I enjoyed hiking up mountains, until I arrived at the top.
From there, it's all downhill.
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is
I saw a mountain with a lot of cows hanging out on it.
Must've been Mount Heiferest.
My co-workers and I would suffer from wrist pain when we would drive through a mountain on our way to work together
We were diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome
A mountain makes the best jokes.
I was really scared when I got lost climbing some mountains recently, but I found a map, a topographical map...
What did one mountain say to the other after the earthquake?
I explained, "You see son, mountains aren't just funny…"
The nation of Iran lies between the ancient lands of Babylon to the west and the mountains of Afghanistan to the east...
In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.
I got so tired while climbing a tall mountain in Nepal.
I did not think I would Everest.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
After a long hike to the top of a mountain, my wife asked me, “So what do you think of The View?”
I said, “Whoopi Goldberg is ok, but I don’t like the other women on the show.”
Mountain ranges aren't just funny...
Sad to report the death of the founder of Dulux paint. He died this morning from hypothermia on top of a mountain.
It's been reported he could have done with another coat.
The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.
What do you call it when a mountain makes a joke
Why couldn’t the peeping tom climb mountains?
Because he always peaked.
What did the non-binary prospector say when they saw the mountain range?
I bet there’s gold in them/their hills.
(Shamelessly stolen from danimidwest on tiktok)
My dad refused to accept that he was not hiking in a mountain called Mt. McKinley
My friend said mountain climbing would be fun
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
Two rocks at the bottom of a mountain. First rock: Avalanche!
Second rock: Ha! I'm not gonna fall for that again!
I live on top of the mountain and i usually have 99 problems
My mountain-climbing trips are very well planned
I’m always on top of things
Who can jump higher than mountains?
Everyone, because mountains can't jump!
A friend of mine asked me to go hunting up in a dangerous mountain range.
I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high
Why do dwarves live in mountains?
Was reading a mountain survival story to my son...
"...the boy returned to his camp, where a rabbit was cooking..."
My son: cooking what?
My rooster is an artist. He draws on plates and I add arms and numbers, but for the life of me I can’t tell if he’s drawing snakes, mountains, teepee’s, etc., so I finally asked him and he said:
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
How can you dry a mountain range?
I have an exciting new job as an explosives engineer blowing up mountains for tunnels and roads.
It's Groundbreaking work.
Since this is a “Nana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a “ba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a “banana” on the counter.
How do meteorologists go up a mountain
I just learned that they're giving away soda in the Swiss mountains.
Apparently there's a guy up there just shouting, "Freeeee Colaaaaa"
Why do mountains feel unappreciated?
People take them for granite.
I’ve always been disappointed Nike and Mountain Dew never did a collab
The mountains aren't just funny, they're
mountains aren’t funny, they’re hill areas 🥸
Mountains aren’t just funny
I explained, "You see son, mountains aren't just funny…"
Mountains aren’t just funny...
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