While hiking thru the Northern Canadian Rocky Mountains, I came upon a large member of the deer family...

I thought I might have to fight for my life, but fortunately it had to "va-moose".

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📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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Rocky Mountain Sigh

My wife and I are chatting about where to go on vacation.

Wife: You know, I really would love to see Aspen, Colorado. It looks beautiful. Me: Aspen you shall receive. Wife: ... You're a horrible person.

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📅︎ Nov 17 2015
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What do you call the Rocky Mountains in Minecraft?

The Blocky Mountains.

(My 9yo son came up with this one.)

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📅︎ May 06 2017
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Whilst driving through the Rocky Mountains.

My family (Dad, Mom, Borther, and 2x sisters) was driving back to alberta after a trip to B.C, and my dad pulled this one..

Dad: Holy shit a bear!!

Mom: Where?!

Dad: On the side of the road!

Kids: Where?!?

Dad: You don't see it?

Everyone else: No- oh..

we proceed to pass a billboard with a grizzly bear on it while my dad is laughing and doing the classic banging of the hands on the steering wheel

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📅︎ Sep 10 2013
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The Mayonnaise!
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📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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Baby Corvidae

Grandma and I have been learning that the ravens and crows here in the Rocky Mountains are from the family "Corvidae." So, as their babies took flight for the first time today, we decided that the sky is filled with flying "Corvettes." They are adorable.

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📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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Went to the Zoo with this girl I'm seeing...

We got to this rocky enclosure they made for mountain goats, who were all just hanging out on this huge rock face. Right at the top there was this really big goat, looking all majestic with a very fluffy coat.

Girl: Look at that one at the top, he's looking over the rest like some kind of big boss.

Me: Yeah, they call him the Goatfather.

She walked away while I keeled over in laughter.

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My Dad On The Subject of Traveling

"Whenever you get the chance, the Rocky Mountains are definitely worth visiting. Or, at the very least, they're worth a peak."

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📅︎ Jan 06 2014
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