I’m not very good at skiing

I get to the top of the mountain then it’s all down hill from there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OllieSDdog
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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If you're going to take up Cross Country skiing...

It's best to start with a small Country.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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People asked me what my most thrilling adventure trip was last year ... heli-skiing, skydiving, or camping...

Hands down camping. It was so in tents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enganere
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I’ve always had such high hopes for skiing.

Then it goes downhill fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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As I got off the chairlift, I came to the realization that skiing is not for me.

It all went downhill from there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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I don’t really like skiing...

you go up the lift and then it’s just downhill from there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-ViLG0T-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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TIL about a sneak attack in WWII, in which Norway’s Skiing Soldiers deprived the German army of the atomic bomb.

They did Nazi it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackabe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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I tried to do some harder skiing courses once but you know what they say

It’s a slippery slope

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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I just took my kids out skiing.

It went downhill fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb-reply
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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A financial tip: Don’t invest in skiing companies.

The entire sport is going downhill fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2018
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I took my family skiing this weekend.

It went downhill from the start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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My therapist warned me that I am getting addicted to downhill skiing.

She said, β€œIt’s a slippery slope.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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I was skiing on the ocean and ran into a navigational marker. Buoy did it hurt!
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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Did you hear about the wizard who went skiing?

She had trouble getting through all the muggles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelpinkwayne
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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I went skiing with broken bones!

I can't afford real skis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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You could say that getting addicted to skiing...

is a slippery slope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2017
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My snow skiing skills are going downhill fast!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokesig
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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I feel like the activity of skiing...

is really just going down hill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spartacats
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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When my wife goes skiing she finds it fun to fall on purpose.

She's a strange woman, but that's how she rolls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/markyland
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2017
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Cross-country skiing is a great sport...

If you live in a small country.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pusarium
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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What do you call a non-skiing Inuit?

An emo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeAlongPonds
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2017
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Skiing in the rain sucks...

...It snow fun at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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I went skiing the other day

It was snow much fun!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manmanchuck44
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2017
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Water skiing with my dad and his old college buddies

Every time we would go water skiing or wake boarding my dad (or whoever was driving the boat that time) would start the engine, get the okay from the person in the water holding the rope attached to the boat, and then say:

"Okay, follow me."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2013
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I was snowboarding with my dad (who was skiing) and he pulled this.

Setup:

  I didn't have enough speed to get past a flat area that we reached, and we were on our last run of the day. I had to unbuckle one of my boots and pushed myself to the slope. My dad was worried that we were running late and they would send ski patrol to guide us down. (We got on the lift last minute)

  The joke:

  dad: "what are you doing?"

  me: "I was getting close to the wooded area (there was a fork) and I didn't want to run into a tree"

  dad: "well hurry up and let's skedaddle ski-daddle"

  I didn't get the joke until I was going back downhill, so he didn't hear how hard I groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erynfi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2017
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Talking with my dad about skiing in college...

While speaking with my dad about time he spent in college.

Me: "So what did you do in college? Sit around and drink beer?"

Dad: "We had a local ski hill that we could use."

Me: "So you skied a lot then?"

Dad: "No, ya see the ski hill faced south and always had the sun shining on it. Mt. Ripley didn't have a lot of snow, believe it or not!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baseplate23
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2016
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Heard after skiing today.

Daughter: my muscles are all sore and tense.

Dad: yeah well, my muscles are past tense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaptinkangaroo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2015
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Meeting my Dad for skiing

Today I am meeting my dad at the ski hill. He texted me that he is on his way. I reply "You'll probably beat me as I'm slow to start today". He quips back "I never beat you, I only put you in time out".

-.-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yodifatcatz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2013
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And this one hit while skiing today...

Setting: Watching my father struggle with his skiing gear as I met him on the mountain for some Christmas runs.

Me- sarcastically Dad, You are so strong.

Father- Aw, honey, thank you! But smell isn't everything.

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I've heard this one many times, but not for a few years. Forgot it's awesomeness. Merry Christmas to Dads and their jokes and the kids who repeatedly hear them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagnythedoodle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2013
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Getting addicted to skiing...

is a slippery slope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2017
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