If you can’t ski ...

You’ll never pass the Touring Test ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Imagine how stressful it would be to be a ski.

I mean, there’s so much pressure on you all the time.s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/christmasbush
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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A guy came to apply for a job at my ski resort but suddenly walked off angrily...

All I said was "there's snow jobs available."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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A man burst into a ski resort in Vale, Colorado.

He shouted into the room, "Everywhere I go, there's a black bird that sticks to me. He sticks to my fleece jacket, my wool hat, even my velvet gloves!"

The concierge shakes his head and says, "Oh, that's just the Vale crow."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I tried building a ski resort

It was a slippery slope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thunderfighter6
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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NEW NUDE WATER SKI RECORD BROKEN!!

It was broken by a 28 year old Russian

His name is Torehis Sackov

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manic-tech
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I thought taking a job as a ski instructor would be great.

But it really went downhill fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenSeaBreeze
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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Bought some ski pants that came with this tag.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/broccoli_on_toast
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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So I saw a group of people crossing the street tonight carrying ski stuff the one guy in the front of the group was tasked with carrying the ski poles...

So I guess you can say that they put him in pole position

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loam_Lion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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I used to own 3 ski lodges, one in the Alps, one in Aspen and one in France. When I got divorced the first 2 times, my exes each got a lodge as part of the settlement. The third marriage, I decided I needed a prenuptial agreement to cover my assets. It was all I could do!

It's my last resort!

Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Bathrooms at a New Zealand ski field...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lozgunners
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Did you know that being an omelette chef at a ski resort is one of the most stressful jobs in the world?

Everyone has such high eggspectations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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If you smoke a joint on a ski lift...

Would it then be called a Gonja-la?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlejandroMadera
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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You’ve heard of Thomas the Tank Engine, now get ready for Jet-Ski Gretzky!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditDragon9731
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Why can’t you bet in a ski town?

Because you’re already cold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allen-freed
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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A Man In a Ski Mask Walks into a Bank, and Pulls out a Coffee Cup at the Bank Teller.

The Bank Teller Goes: " Are you Trying to Mug me?! "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Powershroom64
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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I once met a famous Chinese Ski jumper

His name was Li Ping Phar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arch3typ3_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Skip Ad for Ski Pad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kauntest
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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What do you call a guy in a rowboat, but instead of oars he’s using a ski pole and ski?

Roman Polanski

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πŸ‘€︎ u/realshiidoe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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Ski lifts always chair me up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/piercelol
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
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What's another name for a jet ski?

A boatercycle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UneBebeChevre
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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Why couldn't the wikileaks contributor get to the ski lift?

He was Snowden.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geldonyetich
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2017
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If you think the 45 degree ski slope is tough,

Wait until you try the 110 degree hot tub!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomcrap1234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson at the top of the ski run?

I'll get to the bottom of this!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wavemotiondan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2016
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I saw 2 ski racks on a new F150 that made them look like antlers...

It was a young 4-point truck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nomorepasswords
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2015
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I need a catchy name for our ski group, PUNS WELCOME! reddit.com/snowlaughingma…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BananaCakesII
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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