9 Hilarious Luge Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Watching winter Olympics luge: “Man that guy is on fire!”

“No ...he’s on ice”

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👤︎ u/thomasbeimrohr

📅︎ Feb 12 2018

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Even if you win a Luge event, you're still a Luger.

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👤︎ u/drunk98

📅︎ Feb 12 2018

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Those people doing the luge must be very unfit.

They only run about 20m before needing to have a bit of a lie-down.

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👤︎ u/Obnubilate

📅︎ Feb 15 2014

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My boyfriend dropped this while watching the Sochi Games.

"You win some, you Luge some".

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👤︎ u/isupposeyouthink

📅︎ Feb 10 2014

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I asked a friend if I should go into business selling curvy tracks for people to ride their toboggans down for jollies...

He said it sounds like a luging proposition.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Dec 13 2019

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I used to ride a light toboggan for one or two people professionally...

But then I overheard people calling my a luger behind my back so gave it up. I'm a veteran of luging.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Dec 03 2019

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What did the Russian bobsleigh team say after they were stripped of their Sochi Olympic medal?

Sometimes you win, sometimes you luge.

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👤︎ u/mxwp

📅︎ Feb 14 2018

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Dad joked my girlfriend during the Olympics

After watching the luge event where Erin Hamlin won bronze for America

Host: it was a big night for luger Erin Hamlin winning the first medal ever for America

Me: that's not nice calling her a luger for coming in 3rd place

Girlfriend: facepalm

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👤︎ u/brancky3

📅︎ Feb 11 2014

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My dad on Olympic Luge...

"Even if you win...you're still a luger"

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👤︎ u/MSW_21

📅︎ Feb 15 2014

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