Rowing is a rigger-ous sport
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︎ Apr 06 2021
I donβt really mind sitting on the left or right of a rowing boat.
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︎ Apr 26 2021
So I'm not fat but I tried the rowing machine
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︎ Mar 21 2021
My wife was trying decide between sweep rowing [4 or 8 rowers, one oar each] and sculling [one rower, two oars].
I told her she had to choose one oar the other.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
When rowing I never know which paddle to use.
I guess it's a case of either-oar.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
I ate too many rowing paddles
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︎ May 24 2020
As I was rowing my boat towards the shore, a small black bird stopped me from docking.
Quoth the raven, βNever moor.β
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︎ Mar 25 2019
What's the favorite cheer for Maine's best rowing team, the Vegetarians?
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︎ May 22 2017
What do you call a rowing machine?
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︎ Dec 15 2018
What's the name of the college fraternity really into rowing?
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︎ Mar 17 2016
Rowing machine.
My mom was looking for a rowing machine so I brought up a few on the computer she could look at. She really liked one of them but didn't quite understand how adding resistance worked so she asked me 'How do I add weight to it?". My old man immediately yells from the living room, "You sit on it!".
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︎ Feb 24 2014
I Told My Dad I had a Rowing Class
Me: Yeah, I wasn't around, I was in a rowing class.
Dad: Rowing? That's too much work for me. I'd have a stroke!
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︎ Oct 10 2013
I asked my kids if they could come up with a word that had 3 letters of the alphabet in a row?
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︎ May 25 2021
One time I posted 10 jokes in a row, hoping at least one would make Dads laugh on r/dadjokes
Sadly, no pun in ten did.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Mike Rowe can't keep a large audience engaged
Large audiences belong to the realm of Mack Rowe, not the Mike Rowe realm
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︎ May 30 2021
3 puns in a row damn
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︎ Apr 22 2021
What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
What do you call a row of rabbits walking away?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
How do you row a canoe filled with puppies?
Bring out the doggy paddle.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
Looks like I have all my ducks in a row
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︎ Nov 29 2020
What do you call a row of 5 tow trucks?
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︎ Mar 02 2021
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
My holiday home neighbour planted a tall row of trees blocking my view.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
My wife said I shouldnβt wear the same sweater two days in a row...
I told her it was a cardAGAIN.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
I'm really into the first row of a csv.
You could call me a header-row sexual
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︎ Jan 07 2021
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.
I can't tell you how much this award means to me.
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︎ Mar 06 2020
Nice trident.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
How do you make someone do something 18 times in a row?
>!y!< >!o!< >!u!< >!m!< >!a!< >!k!< >!e!< >!t!< >!h!< >!e!< >!m!< >!c!< >!u!< >!r!< >!i!< >!o!< >!u!< >!s!<
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Mike Rowe Waved
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︎ Jun 17 2020
You can't have oatmeal twice in a row.
It's called oatmeal, not oatmeals
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︎ Oct 28 2020
David Schwimmer of Friends once had an opportunity to try out for the Olympics but decided against it.
He didnβt want to be an Olympic Schwimmer.
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︎ May 30 2021
I'm on a plane and the lunch choices are: white meat chicken or German sausage. Unfortunately, I'm seated in the last row.
I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing
for the wurst.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
I'm raising money for a new row of shrubs by selling stock...
Would you like a few shares of my hedge fund?
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︎ Jul 15 2020
I was going to row across the Atlantic in a little boat...
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Bilbo Baggins wakes up to hear βIβm a Loser Babyβ for the third day in a row.
It was There and Beck again.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Do you think rowers have a favorite side to row on?
Or is it an either oar situation?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.
Their next car is Elon gated.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
What do you get if you stand all of the boxers in the world in a row?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
When the cast of Friends goes out on a boat, why does Phoebe always get put in charge of propulsion?
Because Lisa Kudrow (could row).
I just made that up yesterday at work after greeting a colleague with the same first name. Its original to me but feels obvious enough that I'm sure I'm not the first to think of it, especially after 20 years.
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︎ May 13 2021
2 in a row
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︎ May 10 2020
There are 20 crows standing in a row. One of them is coughing. Which one is it?
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︎ Mar 05 2020
What is it called when you see the same fencing meme twice in a row?
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︎ Jun 23 2020
I got kicked out of karaoke after singing βDanger Zoneβ nine times in a row.
Too many Loggins attempts.
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︎ Dec 21 2019
My drunk friend was kicked out of Karaoke for singing βDanger Zoneβ 7 times in a row.
He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
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︎ May 27 2018
I folded a receipt into a row boat but got a sale boat instead.
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︎ Apr 24 2018
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
Must be the high Mercury content.
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︎ Mar 01 2020
I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
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︎ Dec 01 2019
For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me "the most secretive guy" in the office.
I can't tell you how much this award
means to me.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
What do you call a row of 10 rabbits jumping backwards?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row and now I feel a little sick.
Must be the high Mercury content.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.
It must be the high Mercury content.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
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