A list of puns related to "Aerials"
He won't stop droning on about it.
fireworks don't work Under the Sea duh!
... the reception was great.
It makes everything in plane sight.
The next tenant tried to run a KFC but it didn't do very well because it was built on an ancient Indian aerial grounds.
So I was at lunch with my dad and my brother the other day, and me and my brother were talking about our shirts. I commented on my brother shirt saying it was a plain shirt, and then he said my shirt was almost plain because it had a logo on it. Immediately after my brother said that, my dad said "so your shirt isn't plain, it's almost plain... It must be helicopter." He seemed very proud of himself.
They could be employed to float aerial advertising banners, but they would likely be porcine carriers.
Aerial
A van aerial disease
I'm thinking Aerial
Ariel... (Aerial)
Aerial!
"Be careful what you do back there, you could catch a VEN-AERIAL disease!"
Apparently a Dodge Caravan lost it's radio antenna on the highway and it killed a motorcycle rider.
The police coroner called it "Van Aerial disease"
Edit: I know I butchered the joke. Some 75 year old guy told it to me yesterday, but I forgot to write it down how he said it.
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We work for an aerial photography company out of a private airport and recently our old windsock needed replaced.
The new text on it reads, "Midwest Aerial Photo - Blow Me" The guy who ordered it kept grinning and we keep groaning.
When I was about 15, I asked my parents if I could see "The Matrix." At that time, if I asked to see an R-rated movie, the rule was we waited till it came to video (yes, at the time it was videotapes) and my parents would watch it first without me to decide if they were comfortable with me watching it.
They watched it, and the next day, my dad asked me what I thought The Matrix was- I said it was some kind of group of cops or something that could do cool aerial fighting moves.
He said, "Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Matrix is... You have to see it for yourself."
For those who are unfamiliar, this is exactly the line used by one of the main characters when he introduces the concept of The Matrix.
No one? Just me? I thought it was funny. Oh well.
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