My dad keeps talking about his new unmanned aerial vehicle.

He won't stop droning on about it.

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What's your favorite Aerial firework

fireworks don't work Under the Sea duh!

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📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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Two TV aerials got married. The ceremony was rubbish but...

... the reception was great.

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👤︎ u/cwwspurs
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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Why does aerial reconnaissance work so well?

It makes everything in plane sight.

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📅︎ Nov 16 2018
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My aunt ran an aerial yoga studio for 30 years, then shut it down.

The next tenant tried to run a KFC but it didn't do very well because it was built on an ancient Indian aerial grounds.

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My dad was very proud of his aerial joke.

So I was at lunch with my dad and my brother the other day, and me and my brother were talking about our shirts. I commented on my brother shirt saying it was a plain shirt, and then he said my shirt was almost plain because it had a logo on it. Immediately after my brother said that, my dad said "so your shirt isn't plain, it's almost plain... It must be helicopter." He seemed very proud of himself.

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👤︎ u/mdebo932
📅︎ May 19 2016
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The radio doesn't work.
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How was Ariel born?

Sea-section.

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👤︎ u/cbush38
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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What if pigs could fly?

They could be employed to float aerial advertising banners, but they would likely be porcine carriers.

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👤︎ u/bardbelle
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?

Aerial

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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Buddy collided with a delivery truck - he got stabbed with the antenna.. Diagnosis?

A van aerial disease

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👤︎ u/dabiker68
📅︎ May 01 2020
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I'm trying to write an essay about satellite, and I need to choose a font...

I'm thinking Aerial

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👤︎ u/kiVShenoy
📅︎ Mar 16 2020
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What do you call a mermaid on your roof

Ariel... (Aerial)

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👤︎ u/darthbob75
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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What's it called when the little mermaid jumps out of the water...?

Aerial!

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I was on a date in a helicopter and the pilot turns and says to me,

"Be careful what you do back there, you could catch a VEN-AERIAL disease!"

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Did you hear about the guy who died last week?

Apparently a Dodge Caravan lost it's radio antenna on the highway and it killed a motorcycle rider.

The police coroner called it "Van Aerial disease"

Edit: I know I butchered the joke. Some 75 year old guy told it to me yesterday, but I forgot to write it down how he said it.

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👤︎ u/xAsilos
📅︎ Nov 26 2017
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We might have had a dad order our wind sock for the airport.

http://i.imgur.com/p6dZPCB.jpg

We work for an aerial photography company out of a private airport and recently our old windsock needed replaced.

The new text on it reads, "Midwest Aerial Photo - Blow Me" The guy who ordered it kept grinning and we keep groaning.

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👤︎ u/cleansweep
📅︎ Jun 17 2014
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What is The Matrix...?

When I was about 15, I asked my parents if I could see "The Matrix." At that time, if I asked to see an R-rated movie, the rule was we waited till it came to video (yes, at the time it was videotapes) and my parents would watch it first without me to decide if they were comfortable with me watching it.

They watched it, and the next day, my dad asked me what I thought The Matrix was- I said it was some kind of group of cops or something that could do cool aerial fighting moves.

He said, "Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Matrix is... You have to see it for yourself."

For those who are unfamiliar, this is exactly the line used by one of the main characters when he introduces the concept of The Matrix.

No one? Just me? I thought it was funny. Oh well.

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👤︎ u/jjk35
📅︎ Nov 30 2013
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What do you call a flying mermaid?

Aerial.

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👤︎ u/FAHQRudy
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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