I bought a pen that can write underwater
... it can write other words as well.
Daughter: How do people look underwater?
Dad: probably the same, just a little more wet.
Have you heard of the underwater google bandit?
They can’t find him because victims are only giving vague descriptions.
BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 350 aboard
Did you know SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus? Did you know “tuba” is also an acronym?
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
Edit: good lord, I didn’t know someone else posted this previously. I thought it was funny as heck and my kids rolled their eyes when I told it SO THERE.
Why are the best tech workers found underwater?
Because they're algae-rithms.
What is he underwater equivalent of “The office”
What do you call a dog underwater ?
What do you call a crime fighting dog that can swim underwater?
I found a pen that writes underwater
It writes other words too
If you're waiting for me to tell you how to die underwater...
What do you call an underwater cowboy?
Why can wheelchair bound people survive underwater?
because sharks don't eat vegetables
TIFU by accidentally serving a customer an underwater vehicle at my local Subway...
What do you call a dog that's underwater?
Found this sheepwreck when was building my underwater base
What do you call an underwater Mormon housekeeper?
Working in an underwater restaurant isn't fun.
You're always under a lot of pressure
I have a pen that can write underwater.
Why did the underwater welder get fired?
Because he doesn't work well under pressure!
What do you call an underwater nuclear reactor ?
I messaged my grand dad a picture of a dog underwater wearing a scuba suit...
I told him I thought he might need a subwoofer.
He then responded, "That's deep." How do I respond so I don't lose this battle?!
Nickolodean are doing an underwater version of paw patrol starting crabs
It's called Claw Patrol.
I managed to get a groan and an eye roll from the wife for that one
What do you call a shrub growing underwater?
Have you seen the new pen that writes underwater, upside down and in outer space?
It writes lots of other words too.
What do you call an underwater chiropractor ?
I have a pen that can write underwater and in space
What do you call underwater police?
Did you know that this pen can write underwater?
It can also write lots of other words as well.
SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...
For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus
Did you know that I can write underwater?
I can write other words, too!
I have a pen that can write underwater
It can also write other words too.
BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 354 aboard
I have a pen that can write underwater!!
It can write other words too.
Did you hear about the new pen that can write underwater?
It can write other words too.
My new pencil can write UNDERWATER
it can write other words too
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It can write other words too.
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It can write other words too
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It writes other words too.
I bought a pen that writes underwater.
It writes other words too
I have a pen that can write underwater...
It can also write other words too!
What do you call an underwater dog?
I have a pen that can write underwater.
It can write other words, too.
I have a pen that can write underwater
It can write lots of other words too!
I have a pen that writes underwater.
It writes other words too and this my first meme :3
I just bought a pen that writes underwater!
It writes other words too.
i have a pen that writes underwater
it can write a few other words too
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