How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?
What do you get when you combine a deer, an ant, and a pond?
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keeps attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Why should you never ice skate on a duck pond?
Because the ice might quack.
A woman fell into Walden pond last night.
Fortunately she was rescued after a Thoreau search.
Why are there no ducks on the pond at Buckingham palace?
Because it is for no bills only
Whenever I walk out to my backyard pond
My fish first pop out to say hello, but then quickly retreat to cover. Then they'll tease like they're coming out again, but then they'll shy away.
What makes them act so coy!?
I showed my friend my pond, including the best fishing spots and the place where the bank drops off...
I wish the First National would stop sending their packages to my pond's address...
A stone thrown into a pond in 1990 has been wet for around 30 years.
Frog ponds 🐸
Q: How deep is a frog pond?
A: Knee-deep! Knee-deep!
I think the ducks in our pond need help
They’re addicted to quack
Well, well, well Mr. Pond.
We couldn't find any ducks at the duck pond this morning
They were gone before quack of dawn
I called my local aviary owner and asked if she had any water birds for my new backyard pond.
She told me she had a bad experience with some water birds and doesn't sell them anymore. I angrily told her that a real aviary owner would sell water birds too.
>!She said she and has no egrets.!<
A goose talking to duck at the local pond. “My husbands gone away for a few weeks to Africa”. “Oh really.” Says the the Duck “Uganda?”...
“No I’m a goose. My husband is a gander”
Snuck a photo of my neighbors pond
What do you call a fake pond fish?
The names pond, James pond.
I’ve got a license to krill.
Did you hear about the thief who jumped into the fish pond?
People said he was very coy
What do you call ducks that steal from their pond?
There's a beaver in my pond
I was really angry with my friend for building a walkway over my pond...
...I’ve forgiven him now. It’s just water under the bridge
What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a pond?
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him..
Guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.
I cant take My dog to the pond anymore cuz the geese keep attacking him.
I guess thats whats I deserve for having a Pure bread dog
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond any more, the ducks keep attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond for exercise because the ducks keep attacking him
That's what you get for buying a pure bread dog
We can't take our dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him...
Guess that's what we get for buying a pure bread dog...
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him..
I guess that's what I get for having a pure bred dog
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him...
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog...
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him....
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dalmatian to the duck pond anymore
I guess that's what you get for having a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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