My name is James Pond
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︎ Feb 16 2021
i feel bad for the ducks in the frozen pond
luckily thereโs a quack in the ice
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︎ Mar 13 2021
How does a duck swim from one side of the pond to the other?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keeps attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
What do you get when you combine a deer, an ant, and a pond?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Why should you never ice skate on a duck pond?
Because the ice might quack.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I cant take My dog to the pond anymore cuz the geese keep attacking him.
I guess thats whats I deserve for having a Pure bread dog
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︎ Feb 15 2020
A woman fell into Walden pond last night.
Fortunately she was rescued after a Thoreau search.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Why are there no ducks on the pond at Buckingham palace?
Because it is for no bills only
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︎ Sep 20 2020
James Pond
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Whenever I walk out to my backyard pond
My fish first pop out to say hello, but then quickly retreat to cover. Then they'll tease like they're coming out again, but then they'll shy away.
What makes them act so coy!?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
A stone thrown into a pond in 1990 has been wet for around 30 years.
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︎ May 28 2020
I showed my friend my pond, including the best fishing spots and the place where the bank drops off...
I wish the First National would stop sending their packages to my pond's address...
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Seen at Walden Pond
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︎ Feb 22 2020
Frog ponds ๐ธ
Q: How deep is a frog pond?
A: Knee-deep! Knee-deep!
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︎ May 17 2020
I think the ducks in our pond need help
Theyโre addicted to quack
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︎ Mar 21 2020
Well, well, well Mr. Pond.
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︎ Dec 04 2019
the names pond
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︎ Sep 24 2019
We couldn't find any ducks at the duck pond this morning
They were gone before quack of dawn
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︎ Feb 23 2020
I called my local aviary owner and asked if she had any water birds for my new backyard pond.
She told me she had a bad experience with some water birds and doesn't sell them anymore. I angrily told her that a real aviary owner would sell water birds too.
>!She said she and has no egrets.!<
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︎ Feb 10 2020
A goose talking to duck at the local pond. โMy husbands gone away for a few weeks to Africaโ. โOh really.โ Says the the Duck โUganda?โ...
โNo Iโm a goose. My husband is a ganderโ
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︎ Jan 17 2020
My name is Pond
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︎ Jun 30 2019
Snuck a photo of my neighbors pond
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︎ Sep 17 2019
The names pond, James pond.
Iโve got a license to krill.
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︎ Sep 03 2019
What do you call a fake pond fish?
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︎ Nov 19 2019
James pond
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︎ Jul 27 2019
Did you hear about the thief who jumped into the fish pond?
People said he was very coy
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︎ Jul 04 2019
Back of the pond
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︎ Jun 06 2019
What do you call ducks that steal from their pond?
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︎ Oct 20 2019
I was really angry with my friend for building a walkway over my pond...
...Iโve forgiven him now. Itโs just water under the bridge
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︎ Apr 15 2019
There's a beaver in my pond
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︎ Sep 20 2019
What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a pond?
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︎ Jul 21 2018
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him..
Guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
I can't take my dog to the pond any more, the ducks keep attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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︎ Mar 07 2020
I can't take my dog to the pond for exercise because the ducks keep attacking him
That's what you get for buying a pure bread dog
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︎ Mar 29 2020
We can't take our dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him...
Guess that's what we get for buying a pure bread dog...
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︎ Oct 05 2017
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him...
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog...
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︎ Feb 27 2019
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him..
I guess that's what I get for having a pure bred dog
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︎ Jul 27 2019
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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︎ Apr 17 2019
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him....
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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︎ Jun 28 2019
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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︎ Jun 06 2019
I can't take my dalmatian to the duck pond anymore
I guess that's what you get for having a pure bread dog.
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︎ Jul 12 2019
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