I can't think of a better way to cross the lake

Canoe?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alecdoconnor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What is the coolest lake in the world?

Lake Chad...

slow motion sunglasses in front of explosion.gif

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantr1x
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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A man is out ice fishing, but not having any luck. But he sees a guy across the lake pulling out fish after fish.

So the man goes over and says β€œI’ve been watching you catch so many fish today, but I’m getting nothing. What’s your secret?”

The other man says β€œMffffmmm mmmm mfffmmmm mmmmm”

The first man says β€œWhat?”

The other man spits something into his hand and says β€œI said, you gotta keep your worms warm!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/02K30C1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I dropped my phone in the lake...

It’s syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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My friend bet me money that I couldn’t name a Great Lake.

I said, β€œHuron.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reditrewrite
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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My friend keeps asking me if I’ll help him build a dock behind his lake house, even though I keep telling him β€œno.”

Honestly, I’m feeling a lot of pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvkyle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Went fishing with a friend that wanted to throw rocks into the lake

I told β€˜em we should just skip it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/F1F2F3F4F5F6F7F8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What do people who like to annoy grammar snobs call it when you leave the Great Lakes unprotected?

Erie guardless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smithaustin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.

When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I was at the lake, and I had a really bad feeling about the dock.

It was foreboding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lankyjay16
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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While we were out on the lake, my girlfriend swore she saw a bird dive into the water...

What a loon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Had to tell my family we can't take the boat to the lake cause my truck broke down. Fortunately, avocado.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slartibradfast
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Be careful if you go swimming in Philosophy Lake.

It's deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quisenburg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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I was just trying to enjoy a day out on the lake. No matter where you are, you can never escape the puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elanstake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I lived in Salt Lake Utah

That makes me a SLUT resident

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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why didn't the indie lake make a games platform

it was afraid of becoming steam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crypt-lord
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I keep thinking about how fun it would be to get a couple friends and go out to the lake. Maybe rent a pontoon boat.

I dunno, I’ll float the idea by my brother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eff_tee_dub
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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How does the flower cross the lake

it rose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owarner40
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Standing in a lake in Africa.

I told my friend I was standing in a lake in Africa. He exclaimed to em "no you're not, your in de-Nile!" sorry all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dkkgaming
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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How does a flower get a boat across the lake?

It rose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwfabrication
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Why did the hipster fall in the lake?

He went ice skating before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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We were camping near the lake and my wife wanted to go canoeing...

She asked: "Which paddle should I take? The short wooden one, the long metal one?

I replied: "Doesn't matter, its either-oar situation"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores. Not a bird was singing and the lake was still...

It was Erie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I threw my iPhone to the lake the other thay

It is still syncing now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thistardis
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I saw a boat out on a saltwater lake!

It was saline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xakik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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I live alone on a lake

It's Erie.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Right now everyone in Cleveland is taking social distancing very seriously. Even the walkway around the lake is empty

It's Erie

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake.

Now it’s syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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What is the lake's favorite season?

Water fall!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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I wanted to teach my goldfish to jump, so I took it to a lake in the mountains

But it turns out spring water is just false advertisement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tDumFlumph
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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I had to give a guard a toy before I was allowed to go fishing in the lake...

I guess that's the Fisher Price.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magedmyself
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Why did the Sun go down to the lake?

To go fission.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Th3LimaBean
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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I took my dog to the lake to day and noticed he floats very well

He’s a good buoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louayy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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It was a sunny day out on the lake. I'd forgotten my cap. Luckily, I had a flyer from the local department store. I folded it into a hat with a shade for my eyes, thus making it easier to guide the boat without crashing it.

It made a good ad visor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Just arrived in Minnesota: the land of 10,000 lakes and 1 bad pun..
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I was walking across a lake and suddenly a gator appeard and started guiding me

It was a Navigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeniosOfKekistan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Why do ducks in a lake always fly away when you run up to them?

They have cold feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chevrite
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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I wouldn't rank the Great Lakes from best to worst...

But one of them is definitely Superior.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmshady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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I recently started taking my paddle boat out on the lake

I feel like canoe person

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skillshy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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My son went to Salt Lake City today.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mag79s
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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The lake by my house was overpopulated with river otters that would bite and harass people. The local gov used explosives to fix the problem. They called it operation otter pop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imj23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Today at the lake...

My daughter dropped her phone in the water and jumped in after it.

I told her she just open an InstaSwam account.

Somehow I'm the bad guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CainnicOrel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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What do you call a dead man floating on a lake?

Bob

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Headless_05
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Why did the hipster fall into the lake ?

He went ice skating before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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