Why can't the lake have two docks?

Because it would be a paradox.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bingomzan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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I spent all morning at the lake photographing birds. Enjoyable but I didn’t see a thing.

I have no egrets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keilly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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I drove around Lake Superior last Fall...

It had me fondly thinking back to the time years ago when my friend Mitchell and I toured four of the five Great Lakes one summer.

I wonder if I’ll ever see Mitch again?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worldrider1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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A guy brings his friend to see his new lake house. When they get there, they see a goose on the front steps.

The friend says "hey, is he yours?"

The guy replies "yep, kept him after I found him alone by the lake. He can't communicate with any of the other birds."

His friend looked confused. "Is he mute?"

"No. I think he speaks porch geese."

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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I can't think of a better way to cross the lake

Canoe?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alecdoconnor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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A man is out ice fishing, but not having any luck. But he sees a guy across the lake pulling out fish after fish.

So the man goes over and says β€œI’ve been watching you catch so many fish today, but I’m getting nothing. What’s your secret?”

The other man says β€œMffffmmm mmmm mfffmmmm mmmmm”

The first man says β€œWhat?”

The other man spits something into his hand and says β€œI said, you gotta keep your worms warm!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/02K30C1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What is the coolest lake in the world?

Lake Chad...

slow motion sunglasses in front of explosion.gif

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantr1x
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I dropped my phone in the lake...

It’s syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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My friend bet me money that I couldn’t name a Great Lake.

I said, β€œHuron.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reditrewrite
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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My friend keeps asking me if I’ll help him build a dock behind his lake house, even though I keep telling him β€œno.”

Honestly, I’m feeling a lot of pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvkyle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.

When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Went fishing with a friend that wanted to throw rocks into the lake

I told β€˜em we should just skip it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/F1F2F3F4F5F6F7F8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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I was at the lake, and I had a really bad feeling about the dock.

It was foreboding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lankyjay16
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Be careful if you go swimming in Philosophy Lake.

It's deep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quisenburg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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What do people who like to annoy grammar snobs call it when you leave the Great Lakes unprotected?

Erie guardless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smithaustin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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While we were out on the lake, my girlfriend swore she saw a bird dive into the water...

What a loon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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I was just trying to enjoy a day out on the lake. No matter where you are, you can never escape the puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elanstake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Had to tell my family we can't take the boat to the lake cause my truck broke down. Fortunately, avocado.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slartibradfast
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I lived in Salt Lake Utah

That makes me a SLUT resident

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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why didn't the indie lake make a games platform

it was afraid of becoming steam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crypt-lord
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I keep thinking about how fun it would be to get a couple friends and go out to the lake. Maybe rent a pontoon boat.

I dunno, I’ll float the idea by my brother.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eff_tee_dub
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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How does the flower cross the lake

it rose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owarner40
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Standing in a lake in Africa.

I told my friend I was standing in a lake in Africa. He exclaimed to em "no you're not, your in de-Nile!" sorry all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dkkgaming
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Why did the hipster fall in the lake?

He went ice skating before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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How does a flower get a boat across the lake?

It rose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwfabrication
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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We were camping near the lake and my wife wanted to go canoeing...

She asked: "Which paddle should I take? The short wooden one, the long metal one?

I replied: "Doesn't matter, its either-oar situation"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores. Not a bird was singing and the lake was still...

It was Erie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I threw my iPhone to the lake the other thay

It is still syncing now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thistardis
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I saw a boat out on a saltwater lake!

It was saline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xakik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Right now everyone in Cleveland is taking social distancing very seriously. Even the walkway around the lake is empty

It's Erie

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake.

Now it’s syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I live alone on a lake

It's Erie.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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What is the lake's favorite season?

Water fall!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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I wanted to teach my goldfish to jump, so I took it to a lake in the mountains

But it turns out spring water is just false advertisement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tDumFlumph
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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I had to give a guard a toy before I was allowed to go fishing in the lake...

I guess that's the Fisher Price.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magedmyself
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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I took my dog to the lake to day and noticed he floats very well

He’s a good buoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louayy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Why did the Sun go down to the lake?

To go fission.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Th3LimaBean
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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It was a sunny day out on the lake. I'd forgotten my cap. Luckily, I had a flyer from the local department store. I folded it into a hat with a shade for my eyes, thus making it easier to guide the boat without crashing it.

It made a good ad visor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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I was walking across a lake and suddenly a gator appeard and started guiding me

It was a Navigator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeniosOfKekistan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Just arrived in Minnesota: the land of 10,000 lakes and 1 bad pun..
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Why do ducks in a lake always fly away when you run up to them?

They have cold feet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chevrite
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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I wouldn't rank the Great Lakes from best to worst...

But one of them is definitely Superior.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmshady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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I recently started taking my paddle boat out on the lake

I feel like canoe person

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skillshy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Why did the hipster fall into the lake ?

He went ice skating before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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