If Lake Superior is a wolf and Lake Michigan is a squash, what is Lake Erie?

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📅︎ Apr 17 2021
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I drove around Lake Superior last Fall...

It had me fondly thinking back to the time years ago when my friend Mitchell and I toured four of the five Great Lakes one summer.

I wonder if I’ll ever see Mitch again?

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📅︎ Feb 13 2021
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Daughter: "Are there hurricanes on Lake Superior?"

Me: "No sweetie, those are called BRRR-icanes"

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📅︎ Aug 27 2017
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I can't stand stuck-up bodies of water.

I mean, get over yourself, Lake Superior.

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📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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Dadjoke practice

Backstory: I'm a flight instructor, and I was teaching one of my students about the "Area Forecast". We were going through which areas of the country the forecast covered, and in addition to a bunch of states, there's a few lakes, like Lake Superior, Lake Michigan, Lake Huron, etc.

Her: "Why are these lakes included in the forecast?"

Me: "Because they're pretty great."

Additional backstory: I will be a dad of 2 in less than a month.

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📅︎ Apr 21 2016
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